Imagine all the wonderful things that will happen for you this year.

I’m really about to turn another age.

I still do @SwarmApp check-ins in 2023. Lol.

I didn’t get my real focus and drive until my 30s. If you’re in your 20s please give yourself grace. You’ll find your way.

watching massively talented people get their careers pulls out from under them again and again hurts to see, but a reminder to all. We give a lot to make these companies successful, so make sure you’re getting something in return. To bigger and better things, tweeps 💙

getting lasik was one of the best choices I ever made

Being in Greenpoint is eating at a crazy good taco spot but every name is “Tyler”, “Brian”, and “Patricia”

Me getting into the Uber not realizing Uber Pool is back…

remember when ubering used to be $7 a ride? 🥲

This has been one of my favorite life hacks

Entering my teen bird years, which means I’m about to start acting up #MyTwitterAnniversary

who i used to be, was a necessary existence so i could become who i need to be.

Nothing ages you quicker than standing by a bunch of tweens and being the only one wearing skinny jeans

I will never watch ABC again if this doesn’t get renewed. That’s dramatic, but so am I.

Marketing your shows around the oddity of your female lead’s voice is too specific for two shows to do it at once… also sort of tacky

I want to fight my @FurboDogCamera every time “your dog is barking” notifications go off when I laugh at the TV 🙈

Yessss now that I can afford champagne and overpriced French fries. I’m ready to be wrapped in a big fluffy robe watching PPV movies.