Jackie Calistahhh 🔞🎙
@JCalistahhh
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NSFW Voice Actress & Seductress 18+ only Experienced SFW VA - being naughty Looking for fun work to add my pervy prowess to Reddit: u/jackiecalistahhh
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FYI to VAs on GWA: For what it's worth...
I know it can feel weird when someone has already filled a script - like it's "theirs" now - but it's amazing how different interpretations can be.
You will bring your voice (vocal and personal experience) to it.
And for writers,
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Reddit dm: "Hi, I like your audios!"
Me: "Thank you!"
Reddit dm: "Wanna chat?"
Me, ignores.
Reddit dm: "Did I lose you?"
With that? Always.
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Message: "Hi! Your voice work is great - so professional! It's clear you have a lot of experience. I'd like to commission you for a gig."
Me: "Great! My rate is X."
Them: "Oh, you charge money?"
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"Hi, your audios are hot. Want to masturbate together?"
Do you think that's my goal?
"Going to put a bunch of time and energy into bringing this script to life. OHHHH PLEASE LET IT LEAD TO SOME RANDO OFFERING TO MASTURBATE WITH ME. I HAVE NO OTHER WAYS OF MAKING THAT HAPPEN."
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Audio idea: You have sex with bots to prevent them from downvoting
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Your sexy neighbor is a phone sex operator. You listen to her calls – and masturbate - but you didn’t think she could hear you. Until now.
Script by the funny & talented,
@SammyMarxAudio
Audio:
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Usually when I go to record, a person turns their lawnmower on, someone else makes a speakerphone call through their car speakers, and firetrucks arrive.
Just now, I pressed "record" and someone started playing bagpipes.
Is it possible for an entire neighborhood to troll?
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Guy: "I like your audios. Can I send you a ramblefap?"
Me: "Thank you! And: No."
Guy: "I'm sure you'd like it."
I know I don't. But this stranger probably knows me better.
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Heyo! It's all quiet! My neighbors are asleep!
Time to record this short audio.
[Firetruck goes up my street.]
[Firetruck with sirens, goes up my street.]
[Firetruck]
[Firetruck]
[Firetruck]
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Every time I read, "My partner can't have friends of the opposite sex - that's weird."
I'm like, "YOU'RE WEIRD".
Like, so many layers of weird, you're a Napoleon Pastry
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Guy, in bed: "You're a cheap whore."
Me, delighted: "I am!"
Guy: "I'd sell your cunt for $5."
Me: "Not that low."
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😭 Was about to release an audio on GWA... but the scriptwriter deleted their account.
So now it's RIP audio.
Is there a support group for this?
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Not my finest moment.
Listening at full volume to my moaning the line, "TELL ME I'M TIGHTER AND BETTER THAN YOUR WIFE!"
And realizing what my neighbors must think.
(I'll just go over and say, "HIYA! I'M A SEX WORKER! JUST WANTED TO CLEAR THAT UP!")
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DMs from strangers with "My cock is X inches".
I'll add that to my Excel sheet, thank you.
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How do you people improv sexy audio without going incoherent?
"You wanna take my fuck?"
"Me fuck! Me fuck!"
"It goody feel."
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Casting call: "I have the funds to pay well enough for any voice acting services"
Pay: $20
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I have been rebuked by Joclyn.
I don't know how I will make it through.
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Fun demo scene - Thanks,
@Silkjamjar
!
Apparently selling fish wrapped in newspaper is a no-go in this part of town!
#captured
#did
#gag
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"I am so straight, I don't even have sex because other guys do it too and we might be doing it at the same time!"
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Me: "Gonna listen to this audio I recorded. I think I did a good job!"
*Presses play*
Me, in audio: "Hello!"
Me: I hate it.
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Sometimes the improvising doesn't work...
Me: "Yeah, Baby... usually, you're already naked and I come in and be naked. So I can be naked too... for you..."
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Editing =
"Well, that was satisfying! Good for me! I've been at it for 2 hours and I've have done..."
*Checks time*
"2.5 minutes of audio."
*Dies inside*
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My recording was a bunch of sexy moans and then, "oh fuck off, Dude"
My upstairs neighbor is dropping it like it's hot.
And by "it", I mean "dishes and everything else he owns"
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It's astonishing how good
@Acousticwill
's acting is in this.
🆕🔞🔊 Are you my Biggest fan? Would you follow me until you love me? Papa? Paparazzi? 🎶
#nsfwaudio
#nsfwtwt
The full audio is linked below! ⬇
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These guys are like,
"A horny actress puts out horny audios!
I'll bet she wants to spend her time exchanging sexual messages with strangers!"
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Script instructions: "(says the following with his cock in her mouth)"
When I am able to do this and have the words sound like actual words, this is going to be added to my resume's "Special Skills"
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"Yeah, Daddy, FUCK ME! GO SO DEEP! OMG IT FEELS SO GOOD!
If you like this audio, click 'like' & 'subscribe', and hit the bell for notifications!
IT'S SOOO GOOD, DADDDY!"
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I accidentally emailed, "This is holy unethical" instead of "wholly unethical", as if I didn't already sound like a divine ass.
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How long is GWA going to be down?
aka how many jokes am I going to make about "load"?
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You call your cute office assistant in to your office. You need to talk to her about her porn watching at work – maybe more than talk…
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VAs: Given Gumroad's new rules (no adult content), where are you planning to sell your audio content?
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Imagine the joy we'd give some people we know in IRL by revealing we do sexy VA stuff...
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Listening to recording:
Oh good. I said "lard" instead of "hard".
"Ohhhh, you're so lard"
doesn't have the same appeal
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Was that the question?
I was so certain it would be "If you could have dinner with someone you admired, living or dead, who would it be?", hence my lack of response. That question always stumps me.
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The dark audio I recorded is a self-collab too - so I'm being sadistic... to myself
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OMG vocal men in straight porn... Drool.
It's so much of the equation for me, and so fucking rare to find...
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I improv'd something called "Fuck the Perfectionist Out of Me".
Should I release this? I have no idea.
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Yeah, I am so into degradation - but it's very specific... Tell me what a slut I am, how weak and wet I am - but anything about my intelligence or usefulness and I go dead inside
normalize being specific about what you mean by “degradation” bc do you want me to tell you i think you’re a piece of shit and nobody will ever love you or do you want me to say you’re like a horny slut lol
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Audio idea: Succubus arrives to fuck you every time you wake up with anxiety
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I don't think I can resist you all for long - but I will try to take some time away from my computer over the holiday.
So: Merry Christmas/Happy holiday season.
May it bring you rest, and relaxation and may next year be more easeful.
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is invaluable.
Can we knight the person responsible for it?
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Latest audio:
You moved to the big city for your detective job. Which your hot-tempered – and now-long-distance - girlfriend isn’t too thrilled about.
She’s visiting, and hopes to seduce you and remind you what you’ve been missing.
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Guys who have issues with sexual women:
So you want a woman who's not into sex?
Cool, cool.
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You may have a hard time believing this, but I sound even sluttier IRL.
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Twitter:
"Who to follow:
Suggestion:
"Rob Randomness"
First word in bio:
"MAGA"
And we're out.
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DM: "Can I ask you a question?"
= I will get gross but if you agreed I could ask, it's your fault!
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In my next audio, I'm so bitchy and unimpressed.
If you love bullies, she's the woman for you.
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Do not accidentally paste erotic story into work email, Do not accidentally paste erotic story into work email, Do not accidentally paste erotic story into work email, Do not
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Repeatedly saying, "What the fuck is wrong with me?" as I write this script
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"Fuck the Perfectionist Out of Me" - a little improv I did
(I originally thought of the concept as a joke – but I really committed to it - & I think it turned out quite sexy.)
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Man, the titles of porn clips I watch...
I hate to imagine being interrogated with,
"And did you in fact watch: 'Man destroys cheating slutty whore?'"
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"So, what's new?"
"I'm getting better at deep throating!"
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You press "Record"
Immediately:
Fire trucks pass by
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Yelling in Hallway
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Lawn Mowing/Snowblowing
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Car speakers = Nightclub
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@DylanCas87
@EuphoriTori
Because men love providing excuses for other men's terrible behavior
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A few months ago I recorded a fun script by
@BillyYanCyrus
:
"Your First Date with Your New Yandere Girlfriend"
If you have suggestions for other fun Yandere scripts, let me know.
(TW: Mind the tags - Non-Con etc.)
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Porn video:
"Stepfather pimps step-daughter out to a pervert."
Me: (Immediately clicks.)
(Watches)
Well, that was incredibly hot.
Porn comments: "This is for true sickos."
Damn it.
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Someone just told me my voice is similar to Bat Lady from Sonic.
If you are making a video of her banging, keep me in mind!
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For tax season, I was going to write a script about blowing your accountant, but even I'm not that kinky
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And I was supposed to say, "Oh I'm coming for you, Daddy!!!" and you can clearly hear me say
"I'm coming at you, Daddy!!!"
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Winter never fails to be like, "You felt positive and motivated? Bitch, we'll see about that."
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Drives me crazy in porn when the woman & man are fucking & he stops to get his dick sucked, then back to sex, in 5 more positions.
Guys, it's not a Bingo card. Just fuck.
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You’re lounging in bed when your sexy girlfriend calls you as she’s stuck in traffic – and she’s intent on making you cum…
Script by:
@ConflictTorn
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Editing. Maybe I don't need that moan that sounds like a tired ferret
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Editing note: "Adding: kissing cock sounds"
I love my life
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Every day I do not accidentally upload a tentacle porn audition for a accounting ad audition is a good day
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There are a few audios I like a bunch, but didn't get... idk... as much attention as I wanted?
& I will accept that.
AFTER I post a list of them 😉
(Links in thread)
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Editing an ass-fucking audio while responding to corporate emails? I contain multitudes
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"Oh, Daddy, your h___ feels so good in my ass!"
I have no idea what I said in this take.
Is it?
"Hand"
"Head"
"Heart"
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Me, a moment ago:
"Oh that creator seems to be making something interesting."
Me, after reading 4 of their tweets:
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Vocal men in bed are the best. Tell me what you're doing to me, how I'm reacting, what you feel being inside me, make me give you all my focus...
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How often do you all accidentally doxx yourself? Because I'm really good at it.
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"I am confident my daily messages will produce results by 2025"
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I swear, my upstairs neighbors are cats.
Lying in wait, until I begin recording, to knock every item off their desk
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Uh oh, "Your Personal Pleasure A.I Has a Glitch"...
You've just received your Personal Sensual Experience Artificial Intelligence. Your first time with it is going very well. It's making you feel like such a good boy... but then it glitches...
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I'll soon be putting up a very dark audio where I self-collab.
If you like a horror-vibe with your erotica, it will be right up your alley.
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I also said "pound my fucking cunt" with each word sounding like a note on a musical scale.
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Title: "An Elegant Fuckage"
Clicks: 100
Title: "Whore Gets Fucked"
Clicks: 3000
Ohhhh, I get it
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I have not had the chance to write smut recently, and that strikes me as deeply unfair
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A u/Ava_Lee123 script has this hilarious tag:
[Simultaneous Orgasms Due To German Efficiency]
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I'm eager to play an over-the-top evil character. Any script suggestions for me?
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