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@JC_Henney
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chronic employer of finger guns • started as a bottom now we here • she/her • writer
saint louis
Joined March 2009
Mildly frustrated that some of my favorite, very catchy songs are all about using guns as euphemisms for 🍆
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Am I or am I not a crazy enough car lady to put Christmas lights on my roof rack?
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The undying desire to sit in your car in front of your home after a DJ gig to just *decompress in silence* after being *on* for hours
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The dog being sick and being out of stock of one kiddo’s only desirable lunch food means running two damn errands before work!!!
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I wrote the word “binder” in my NaNoWriMo time this morning and I already have received an ad for some on IG. I swear!!! There’s no escaping!!!
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Me, an avid 4Runner fan, seeing a video release of the new Land Cruiser
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when i say i got that mf dawg in me this is what i'm talking about
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What does a girl gotta do to get a tattoo request submission accepted??
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I’ve spent over $3500 this year alone on vet visits. No wonder it’s impossible to have any savings.
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New parenting life twilight zone moments: receiving an email about missing homework??? This is such a rollercoaster!
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Sometimes when your schedule is wacky, your “dinner” becomes this at 9:20pm
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I’d love to try rock climbing but I already know I would be way too eager and get bored with all the time and training it takes just to climb a wall inside a building.
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Where are you supposed to cry in a house with kids!? They don’t understand that life just sucks sometimes and crying profusely happens!!!
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Do other parents cry all the time from being overwhelmed by being around kids 24/7? Or is it just me and my situation? I feel like such a downer and don’t feel comfortable talking to other parents because I don’t know if anyone else struggles so much.
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Truly can’t get any gayer as I text my partner’s ex about book recommendations 😭😭😭
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Some days I have an okay relationship with my body but most days recently have me wanting to crawl out of my own skin and it sucks!!!
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Truck stuff had me connecting online with dudes I’d probably never be pals with IRL and it’s a funny thing to me
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