Not tweeting again until Chaplin bags (see you Saturday)

I didn't think Bautista in 2015 could be topped but seeing that Springer HR in real time was unreal

OH MY GOD. FINAL: Blue Jays 4, Mariners 3

Ogilvie in that second half… #Pompey

Archer: £15m Fellows: £10m Stewart: £8m Scienza: £7m Azaz: £12m Armstrong: £15m Almost £70m of attacking talent all made to look distinctly average by a #Pompey defence that cost a grand total of £0. Great away performance, bring on January…

Good to see Dozzell getting better and better, building on last season when he happened to score one of the most visually satisfying goals I've ever seen, putting it through four players' legs in a row... #Pompey

We signed this absolute demon outta nowhere as an Oz reincarnation of Chaplin and then went and signed Chaplin as well to play with him. #Pompey

Just remembered that time #Pompey ended the window by signing Stephen Henderson and realised we deserve this…

Chaplin and Segecic in the box with Shaughnessy for a corner. #Pompey

Michael Smith in the big old year of 2025… #Pompey

Bloke is absolutely waffling, the game he did Mendes’ achilles wasn’t 2-2, City literally lost 2-1. And if he’s saying that’s why Thatcher assaulted him, that challenge happened in the August 2006 game at City, before the 2-1 game in 2007. #Pompey

It’s clear JM wanted a different profile RW this season and Ritchie wanted to play, not be bit-part. Brilliant pro with a great impact last season but if JM wants to play a different way and move away from relying on a 35 y/o (who is going to L1 btw), then fair play. #Pompey

And just like that, the circle of Bish is complete. #Pompey

This is the first time Le Roux and Swift have lined up alongside each other since 5 April 2009, when In For The Kill was seventh and Love Story was eighth in the UK top 10. Bangers. #Pompey

Club that has barely any pace besides Murphy and plays a high press, signs a player with insane pace who likes to press. Not a mad record and shame it’s not a perm but still only 24 with a year of Champ experience and covers the whole front line. Right team, right time? #Pompey

Bit out of the blue that one and it feels bittersweet. Not quite at the level we want to be but still such a crucial part in getting there. Very popular too, losing him as well as Saydee in one window means two big characters gone from the dressing room. #Pompey

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Swift is a proven Championship 10 - creative, gets goals and takes a mean set piece. Type of player #Pompey haven’t had since Gary Roberts. He might not press like Lang but an issue under JM has been breaking teams down that sit, and he’s a brilliant option for those games.

To be fair to Kamara, he was only 19 when he moved to the UK, to a team with no other players who speak French as their first language at the time. Maybe it just hasn't worked for him personally, so perhaps the fairest thing for #Pompey to do is to cut their losses, for his sake.

Few questions from this: 1. Why isn't Matt Ritchie there? 2. Who is the random fourth keeper? 3. Where is Abdoulaye Kamara, maybe on his way? 4. Who is this guy? #Pompey