Don’t judge where you can’t relate.

I held Dawsyn until she fell asleep tonight. As precious as it was, those 2.5 year old babies are heavy. 🥲

I could live off of Reese’s Take 5.

How GPS pronounce “leitchfield” should be a sin.

I have literally drank my weight in rum in anticipation of the Stevie Nicks concert. 🫣

Paper straws should be a sin. I said it.

I literally woke up this morning in a bitchy mood. I think it’s because I have mommy issues. Happy Mother’s Day. 🙅🏼‍♀️

If you wear cowgirl boots to the derby I’m judging you sorry not sorry

I HATE interviews, of any kind.

I need more friends. I’m bored. 1 friend is at work and the other is asleep. 😒

Officer Nickolas Wilt, a new officer to the LMPD, ran towards the gunfire today to save lives. He remains in critical condition after being shot in the head.

People are nuts if they think I’m going to drive to 30 miles to meet them for $4 kids clothes.

Just ride their ass and give them the middle finger like a normal person.

My wedding dress fits AMAZING. It’s starting to feel so real now.

I want a kitchen like JJs mom has on Cocomelon. . .

Garrett OFFERED to go to the grocery. I didn’t ask him nor make him. And this man comes home with KRAFT RANCH. He’s fired. 🤦🏼‍♀️

I am honestly not sure what smells worse than strep throat 🤢

I am soooooo tired of being walked over. These select few are about to meet their match.

Mother Nature done put her thang down, flipped it and reversed it.

NOW Galen let’s us go, during the worst time.