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The Not-Ghostwriter. I craft narrative artifacts, hooking with simplicity, delivering complexity. For founders who want to be understood, not just seen.

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I’m Italian. I moved to Dubai in 2022 to pay 0% tax. On paper, it had everything:.Safety. Luxury. Freedom. But instead of the dream, I lived the nightmare. If they paid me $1M to go back, I’d say no. Here’s why (and what no one tells you): 🧵
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Follow @ItsWalterEgo for more weird stories where loopholes go nuclear. Indians, was this genius or just classic jugaad?.Let me know in the comments, I read every single one. RT the first post to share this cobra chaos with your timeline.
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In 1900, Indians hacked a British law and humiliated the Empire. It started with a cobra problem and a bounty to fix it. But one clever loophole turned genius into stupidity and unleashed a snake invasion. What happened next became the dumbest failure in history. 🧵
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Thank you for reading. My threads had 200M views in the past 3 months. I write for founders and visionaries building personal brands that stand out and resonate in the modern digital economy. Premium voice, alignment, clarity. Book a free strategy call:.
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That's what happens when you mess with a civilization that debates philosophy before breakfast, invented zero. and infinity.
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Oh btw, if you're thinking how Britishers managed to control this chaos. They didn't. They lost control of the cobra crisis and the people’s trust. The bounty died. The irony lived on.
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The Cobra Effect isn’t just a story from colonial India. It’s a reminder to anyone who designs rules, runs teams, launches products, or writes policy. When you reward the wrong thing, even a good idea can unravel into something dangerous.
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You can’t fix leaks by adding more pipes. This is why systems thinking matters. When you change one variable, others shift, and behavior adapts. People respond not to your intention, but to the structure you create around them.
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That’s why the cobra farms weren’t sabotage. They were logical responses inside a poorly designed British system. When formal channels don’t reflect ground reality, jugaad fills the space in between. It’s not cheating, it’s cultural intelligence in motion.
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It was a response not to the rule itself, but to the gap between what the rule intends and how it’s enforced. When the system speaks in command, a jugaad replies in improvisation. Not to break. but to bend reality back into something livable.
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The British came for conquest. But the Indians brought their "Jugaad": a Hindi word for clever, improvised problem-solving. Especially under constraint. It wasn’t rebellion, it was adaptation. A local intelligence that doesn’t oppose the system…. It rewires it from within.
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And so, the cages were opened. The cobras were released back into the alleys and roads. The snake population surged past its original numbers, and the policy meant to solve the problem had made it far worse.
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The British freaked out. The policy was instantly reversed:.No more bounty for dead snakes. But now the breeders were stuck. sitting on stockpiles of snakes that had suddenly lost all value.
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The bounty had encouraged cobra farming. Technically, no rules were being broken. It was neither malicious, nor stupid. It was simply human: people responding to a system the way systems teach them to.
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And they found a way. People stopped hunting wild cobras. Instead, they began to breed them. Dozens, then hundreds, raised in makeshift farms for one purpose: to be killed for profit.
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At first, the results looked promising. The Indians began to bring dead cobras by the dozens. The British were satisfied, their plan was working. Until someone asked an important question:.“How do I turn this into a business?”
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So. the desperate British empire offered a bounty for every dead cobra. It made sense in theory: a clean, rational fix. But what followed became a masterclass in unintended consequences… and Indian ingenuity.
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The British Empire ruled India with an iron grip. But in Delhi, they faced a slithering crisis. Venomous cobras roamed freely. Bites were common, and deaths followed. It wasn’t just a public safety issue; it threatened the illusion of control they clung to.
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In 1900, Indians hacked a British law and humiliated the Empire. It started with a cobra problem and a bounty to fix it. But one clever loophole turned genius into stupidity and unleashed a snake invasion. What happened next became the dumbest failure in history. 🧵
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RT @ItsWalterEgo: daily reminder if you feel lonely:.don’t put the mask back on. you weren’t born to perform.
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make it a beautiful error
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daily reminder if you feel lonely:.don’t put the mask back on. you weren’t born to perform.
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