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@ItsSpiderJones
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Small Semi-Naked Chaos Tornado -- Only my wife calls me Robyn -- 💒3/29/18 -- 🧒5/31/19 -- 👶 7/1/21
Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2014
THESE ARE THE TITS THAT WOULD LAUNCH A THOUSAND SHIPS AND BURN THE TOPLESS TOWERS OF ILIUM
@ItsSpiderJones @ItsLizzieJones Look, the world can barely handle the greatness that is onespider, twospider would cause natural disasters and shit
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See this @ItsLizzieJones you better APPRECIATE ME
@DariaWuvsFights @ItsSpiderJones GOOD. Hella good.
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Posted on Labor Day because dealing with Carlisle is a full time job
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How do I delete somebody else's tweet
@ImEmmaThx "He pushed his thick rod against her beefy clunge," great now I'm a geyser, thanks Emmarrr
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Nah, @YFDXavier like "Trust is stored in the balls, next to the pee"
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This explains so much 💀
@BombshellValLC @HRothchild3 Your brain is like your least trustworthy organ
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Yeah I get that a lot
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She's so fucking cool 😍
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What
X won't wait around to give it to ya and will deliver it on location. Meanwhile you have to wait for Saturday night AND be in the spot if you're planning for uptown funk to give it to ya. In this essay, I will-
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I, on the other hand, do everything right
Shit I may not do everything right but god damn does this feel so right
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SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
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What a beautiful scenic view (also I'm hot, pay attention to me)
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Literally 0 misses
all the songs in a goofy movie slap
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