was bored before IATSE talks started, so for funsies I wrote myself into my favorite show SUCCESSION in a very special episode about what would’ve happened if I’d teamed up with Roy kids to crush labor last summer. hope you enjoy it. billionaires forever!.

yeah when you really think about it, darkness and fascism for at least a generation is a small price to pay for ParaMaxCock+.

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hello, this is the AMPTP. as of today, Carol Lombardini no longer has access to this account. we wish her well as she pursues her passion for punishing labor in private, and honor her work in making a better industry for CEOs, big tech and private equity ghouls. happy halloween.

happy 1-year anniversary of the end of the WGA strike! ever since the writers stopped whining about a “livable wage” and we started outsourcing everything to Bulgaria and shady AI startups, I think we can all agree that our industry is once again healthy, prosperous and perfect.

RT @franklinleonard: On 9/29, there's a staged reading of the legendary @itsmecarolamptp Succession spec with a frankly ridiculous cast inc….

the AMPTP’s negotiation with The Animation Guild is about so much more than money, it’s about the future of our children! do we really want them growing up in a world where their favorite characters and beloved shows AREN’T algorithmically-generated A.I. slop.???.

it’s time for the adults in the room.to put on their big boy pants and make the smart money move to triple down on this man’s visionary strategy of turning one of america’s iconic media brands into the largest Spirit Halloween store the world has ever seen

for a deeper look inside this cherished national tradition, be sure to study my SUCCESSION episode about last summer’s strikes and how we absolutely crushed them in Sun Valley

hard to believe it’s already that time of year again, when the world’s most powerful CEOs, Silicon Valley technofascists and nepo billionaires all head to Idaho for a relaxing and restorative week of fly-fishing, skeet shooting and saying the most sociopathic shit imaginable.

to celebrate one year of the AMPTP rejecting proposals and refusing to counter I thought I might treat myself to a round of trade articles about how all the current misery in hollywood is actually the writers’ fault and definitely not greedy CEOs and also striking never works.

if we’re not careful this whole damn country is gonna unionize and all the workers we’ve spent so long dehumanizing are gonna start demanding dignified lives and wages and you’re not gonna be able to make $50 mil a year for just being a CEO who sucks shit at your job anymore 😔.

we’re only now seeing the devastating impact of the strikes. is this really the hollywood we want, where even ted sarandos can’t say he earned $50 million last year? how many ceo’s will be priced out of their homes in Brentwood before we acknowledge the greed of writers & actors?.

RT @liztigelaar: @ItsMeCarolAMPTP This is the best spec I’ve ever read.

RT @franklinleonard: This is probably the best spec episode of a television show I’ve ever read. (Closely followed by one years ago called….

“scoop”? I literally wrote about Sam Altman’s secret hollywood meetings in the Succession fanfic script I posted on Monday:

I wrote a whole ass script for you people and this is the energy i’m looking for 🤣🖤

RT @ellie_guzman: jesus christ

I urge you to skip this and instead come on down to the AMPTP kickoff rally where we’ll be raffling off a $20 mil “free cash flow” bonus for 1 of 5 lucky CEOs and setting the negative of a prestige film on fire for a tax write-off. plus free child labor crafts for the kiddos!.

let this be a lesson! the way to get ahead in this town is to stay in line, keep your mouth shut, and hope someone else has the fortitude to stand up and stick their own neck out so you can later just slide in there and reap the benefits of their sacrifice.

well another classic carol negosh in the books, feels like I may be looking for a new line of work soon. gonna give TV writing a shot! if you’d like to staff a lady who makes donna langley lol, lives for drama and has encyclopedic knowledge of mid-tier lunch options, get at me!.