Maria 🪩
@ItsMariaHello
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Like charities, dogs, shopping second-hand & spicy ramen. Usually sarcastic, occasionally serious. she/her
Glasgow
Joined August 2017
Sometimes life is shitty but sometimes your neighbour gets a shiba inu puppy
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Hey @gigsinscotland you haven't properly linked your turnstile presale link 🔪
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🦋 We're moving to Bluesky! Follow us there: https://t.co/G0Eux31OoM 📷 You can also find us on Instagram:
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It is Astounding Spiteful Arrogance Day! 🎉
I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding. http://t.co/jHIZd90bVK
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Always cool to see a tech bro like @ItsMariaHello adopting new technology (Say what you want about her, she can't see twitter right now with this phone)
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It's #MenstrualHygieneDay2024 🩸 Normalising talking about periods is important if we want to stop the stigma that prevents people from seeking support or asking questions about their menstrual health. The below resources may help you or someone you know become more informed 👇
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I'm gonna end up runover cause I've got low self-esteem, aren't I
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I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels awkward making eye contact with strangers when you're just passing by each other - well does anyone else also get it with moving vehicles?? Cause I'm gonna end up deid
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We're keen to hear how you navigate topics such as consent & relationships with your child. 💬 https://t.co/vnn4nWZhyA is an opportunity for you & a group of your parent/carer connections to share your experiences of what’s worked & what would help. ✉️Contact colin@thechat.scot
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Appalling crowd for ma boiz at the barrowlands tonight. Still had a good time tho
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'right kids yeez are gonnae huv tae walk Tennents mer he's pished aw over his bespoke under the stairs miniature hame again!!!!'
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Jfc 😭😭😭😭😭
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If I didn't keep Facebook how else would I know that middle class white people are obsessed with doing this rn???? Huh????
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Sunday scaries had me literally welling up at this https://t.co/gDmnwIi6SE
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Google also says it's a parka, not a parker. If this couscous isn't salmon I'll delete the tweet.
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Google says post modern punk isn't a genre, but it felt right at the time
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Listening to post modern punk in my beige parker on my way to my 9-5 with salmon couscous in my backpack
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