Kellyson🦅
@ItsKellyson
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Welcome to the shit show. 🎪 Buckle up, the steering wheel is gone. Controlled chaos, unfiltered takes. 📍🇰🇪
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined March 2018
Sometimes, I wonder if the weather app on my phone even looks outside.
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I’d like to think me and money would find each other in every lifetime
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I’d like to think me and money would find each other in every lifetime
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Get rid of telemarketers instantly by answering the phone with “Wee Malaya”
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Get rid of telemarketers instantly by answering the phone with “Wee Malaya”
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One minute, men need to ejaculate frequently to beat prostate cancer. Next, Men need to practice semen retention. One of you is lying 😂
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One minute, men need to ejaculate frequently to beat prostate cancer. Next, Men need to practice semen retention. One of you is lying 😂
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Never assume a man is broke, we will say anything to save money.
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I'm a sucker for deep conversation, I wanna know why you still trust the government
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Never assume a man is broke, we will say anything to save money.
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I'm a sucker for deep conversation, I wanna know why you still trust the government
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You have to find loopholes in the system because following it will keep you broke
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You have to find loopholes in the system because following it will keep you broke
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