You know you're from Missouri when you prefer Casey's pizza over other competitors.

2 things I want in 2024 -Trump presidency -Another super bowl ring for KC

2 things I want in 2024 -Trump presidency -Another super bowl ring for KC

@cheetah Most definitely not your day sit down

Ep. 46 The Alex Jones Interview TIMESTAMPS: 2:46 Alex Jones predictions 15:07 Deplatforming 21:59 Dividing us on race 25:37 The border 28:09 Austin 32:12 New World Order 42:09 Brian Stelter demon video 50:57 Depopulation 1:07:51 Food 1:13:51 Whiskey 1:16:22 Presidential

If you can survive alcohol poisoning in someone’s field back in high school, where your only option was sharing a bottle of low grade whiskey with random people, I assure you can survive this coronavirus

There’s some things I wish I did different maybe kinda sorta

me, a single person: “I wish I had someone to self-quarantine with 🥺” couples: https://t.co/hEVKLInfbc

Corona virus got a 97% survival rate nd the whole country panicking

Stoooopid

It doesn’t matter what the markets do. It doesn’t matter what oil prices do. It doesn’t matter how many events or rallies they cancel. I am still voting for Trump in November.

You are literally so dumb #projectwhocares?

QUARANTINE DIARY Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix

TP shortages across the US? Working on the road has its perks. Thanks @HolidayInn 😁

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO kim said not here !

I’m tired of everything being about this goddamn coronavirus.

You can go to hell my dear, you probably like it better there

Coming to a bar near you

“Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory”

Amen.