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I threw a kid in the well, don't ask me i'll say he fell. I will regret this in hell but he was in my way! ;)
Joined August 2012
I either want to spend my day going out & doing stuff with friends or I want to spend it in bed with zero human contact. No in between.
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god bless the people who upload tv shows and movies to the internet
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Do I care about what you think of me? N O O o o o o 。 。 . . . .
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Me studying: Writes down 3 words Checks twitter Changes song Gets food Yawns Contemplates life Falls asleep
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late night showers late night conversations late night adventures late night snacks late night memories everything's better at night.
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women belong in the kitchen. men belong in the kitchen. everyone belongs in the kitchen. kitchen has food
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Me in 7th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser. Me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
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I got 99 problems but I'm gonna take a nap and ignore them all
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how I clean my room: -starts at one corner -finds something from 6 years ago and stares at it nostalgically for 5 hours -goes to bed
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parents: you spend too much time on the Internet, it's like you're addicted me: fine can i go out parents: no
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me: what can possibly go wrong? anxiety: im glad you asked
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I think too much I think too much I think too much I think too much I think too much I think too much I think too much
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How people set the Alarm: Others - "7AM" Me - "6.30 AM, 6.45 AM, 6.50 AM, 6.55 AM, 7 AM."
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