Ishita
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Tech Girl • Software Engineer • Posting relatable content
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Joined February 2026
Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code, he’ll find 10 issues. Ask him to review 500 lines, he’ll say looks good 👍
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When the code works perfectly on your machine and breaks instantly on production
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When the code works perfectly on your machine and breaks instantly on production
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Thoughts 😂? https://t.co/GX8DBlmebE
Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code, he’ll find 10 issues. Ask him to review 500 lines, he’ll say looks good 👍
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Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don't tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely NO ONE
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Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don't tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely NO ONE
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I once mixed Pokemon into my LinkedIn skills: python, shiny, java, purrr, ditto, canvas, spark, d3, vulpix, flask, numpy, ekans, pandas, feebas, scikit, bayes, keras, onyx, metapod, hadoop, scala,sawk I ask recruiters one question: "Which of these are Pokemon?" Go, name them 👇
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I once mixed Pokemon into my LinkedIn skills: python, shiny, java, purrr, ditto, canvas, spark, d3, vulpix, flask, numpy, ekans, pandas, feebas, scikit, bayes, keras, onyx, metapod, hadoop, scala,sawk I ask recruiters one question: "Which of these are Pokemon?" Go, name them 👇
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Men in tech will buy a maxed out MacBook Pro and a Herman Miller chair because "I spend 40–50% of my life using this, the expense is justified" and then keep wearing the same badly fitting free startup T-shirts they got 5 years ago.
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Men in tech will buy a maxed out MacBook Pro and a Herman Miller chair because "I spend 40–50% of my life using this, the expense is justified" and then keep wearing the same badly fitting free startup T-shirts they got 5 years ago.
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What's your weekend plan? https://t.co/TWssUPB9gl
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What's your weekend plan? https://t.co/TWssUPB9gl
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The 4 words that have ended more careers than bad code reviews 💀 https://t.co/Yw0v2Z0eas
"Just a small change" ~ famous last words by a developer 💀
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The 4 words that have ended more careers than bad code reviews 💀 https://t.co/Yw0v2Z0eas
"Just a small change" ~ famous last words by a developer 💀
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