Isaac Kozell
@IsaacKozell
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old skateboard man / number one Reba McEntire fan
New Orleans, LA
Joined August 2011
Someone forgot to tell Guatemala that we weren't doing this anymore
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Hamnet was pretty good. The only thing missing was umbilical cords
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Big news! I've been keeping my head down, working hard, and moving with purpose. It's been a long time coming, but I'm happy to announce that this morning the old lady in my neighborhood just upgraded me from "baby" to "nephew"
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The best way to tell everyone that you suffer from premature ejaculation is to set off fireworks at 2pm in the afternoon
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My new holiday album is available on all streaming platforms. It's twelve tracks of me messing up the words to all of the songs because I was raised Jehovah's Witness
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Starting in 2025, the stand-up comedy show with a built-in drinking game I cohost with @IsaacKozell (@waitwhatnola) finally has a new home in New Orleans! Every 1st Thursday we'll be at @sprtsdrnk!
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Everyone saying that Biden did a bad job at the debate clearly didn't notice that he did a little bit of cussin'
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You can't say anything anymore. Back in the day my grandma lived in a trailer park. Now I have to say that she lived in a "tiny house community"
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Great news! Now if we can just legalize misoprostol gummies and seltzers...
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New Orleans! Hot show tonight 🔥 @UrbanSouthBeer will be in the house with beer and Driftee THC seltzer tastings 😎 https://t.co/81OwXhQ9xe
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When I was a little kid I had to save up my allowance for three weeks just to buy one of those prank handshake buzzers. Think about that the next time you see a toddler with an iPad.
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If you call and I don't answer, just follow up with a text. The only voicemails I listen to are the ones on rap albums.
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People are always like "Is it squirt or is it piss?" I think of squirt like a tomato. Is it a fruit or a vegetable? I'm not sure but it tastes good so put it right in my mouth
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I've been getting nosebleeds all week. I don't know what's causing them, but at least I know I'm not pregnant
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I’ve participated in many comedy competitions during my tour and @stonedvsdrunk is definitely one of my favs. Come warm up with us Wednesday night at the @hihonola! @isaackozell hosts. #neworleans #jadeinamerica #getjaded
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