Roses are red violets are blue, I'm gay oh wait. I'm just like you!

If I failed my class you have failed to educate me 🖕

Bitch this is the reminder for you to go ask out that sexy bastard you keep thinking about!! 🙄😡

Just because you gave me a month to do the homework it won't stop me from doing it the night before 😗

When you both flirt for a joke but you start catching feelings

Nobody can act faker then my mum when my friends are round 🥲

Me being on my period gives the boys more reasons to be scared of me