If I haven't spent an hour making myself look objectively worse, have I even "got ready"?

Is it worse that Google's football updates don't have a picture for Elliot Anderson or that it thinks that's Callum Wilson? #nufc

If anyone needs me I'll be resting up my refresh finger ready for ticket buying #Eurovision

Five minutes into Andor, and I'm getting real Detective Pikachu vibes.

I wanted you right here with me But I have no choice you've got to leave Because my heart is breaking With every word I'm saying, I gave up everything I had (oh) On something that just wouldn't last (oh) But I refuse to cry No tears will fall from these eyes (oh, oh)

'Cause I know about her (move) And I wonder (why?) how I bought all the lies (all the lies) You said that you would treat me right ('cause you) But you was just a waste of time (waste of time)

Get out (leave) right now It's the end of you and me It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to be gone (you to be gone)

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So if there wasn't a war the UK would have won Eurovision? So Putin stole our Eurovision? #Eurovision

This is where all the rehearsal time went then. #Eurovision

There he is #Eurovision

Maneskin 🤝Toilet break #Eurovision

Thought he was going in the pointless water feature for a second then #Eurovision #EST

If I have to be buried, I'd want to be in my skin too #Eurovision #POL

Don't worry Mika, Romania was so bloody long ago I'd forgotten him too #Eurovision

I don't like it personally, but it does go off at the end and it's one of the better vocal performances of the night #Eurovision #UK

I mean he legit is the same... as all the other songs #Eurovision #AUS

I want to know more about Mika's TV in the living room / kitchen arrangements #Eurovision

I fucking love her. That's all. #Eurovision #SWE

I mean I'm awake now, that's got to be worth something. Also, he's definitely saying "Fuck! Love! RocknRoll!" #Eurovision #MDA