Why'd you unfollow me @LukeWhosTalking.

I'll be in Budapest, like. But still.

Just heard the Wolfe Tones are playing my 30th.

Just had, for the first time in quite a while, the almost erotic urge to drink 8-14 pints of Guinness and get sick all over myself.

And somehow I hate that.

Every year the Champions League draw becomes more like the Eurovision.

RT @vipernocontext:

Payday in 7 hours Mr Warfield 👀.

Okay now we're cooking

RT @BigDirtyFry: Another presidential hopeful throws their hat into the ring #aras2025

Sad that the trophy lift will be in daylight, but more time to have a bit of a celebration afterwards. And for fans trying to get back home afterwards, say English teams, it'll be easier to catch flights for a parade the next day etc.

A 5pm Champions League Final kickoff is good, actually!.

Ahh that's absolutely awful news, poor man.

RT @thecultraspod:

This is me coming back from Tesco

Wasn't expecting that

RT @Criminalsimpson:

He's such a clown.

It's been 12 years and the novelty of watching them lose just does not get even slightly less fun.