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Restaurant labourer. professional eavesdropper. Mastermind, ringleader, captain. Recounting the snippets I overhear guests saying that likely don’t make sense.
Stratford, ON
Joined October 2011
#overheardconversations “Hold the hummus and pita and all that, I don’t eat that mid eastern stuff, they’re trying to kill us” #Xenophobic
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“Surgeons and airline pilots have checklists, WHY SHOULDN’T BARTENDERS?!?!?!?” #overheardconversations #bartenderlife
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#overheardconversations #bartenderlife “What do you think the average penis size is in S. Africa?” “Are you talking length or width?” “LENGTH” “Of course, you’re men, all you care about is length. No woman on the planet that cares how long your penis is, it’s all about GIRTH”
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#overheardconversations “Will you be paying for the lady as well?” “Which one?” “The one in the lovely lace top” “You mean the most beautiful woman in the world? Yes, that’s my wife and it’s her money too!” #realmen
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Ahhh....l’amour. The mating dance of @PabstBlueRibbon always enthrals.
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“So you’re referencing, like, a 1972 @WrestleMania thing?” “Uhhh, @WrestleMania didn’t even start until 1973 so go eff yourself” #eavesdropper #SmackDown #overheardconversation
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“Have you been to the naked rooftop?” “The Lincoln centre?” “...” #overheardconversations #eavesdropper #smh
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“now, brag about the naked rooftop” #overheardconversations #eavesdropper
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“Just put it in your mouth and see how you feel” #overheardconversations #eavesdropper
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“You are the trashiest @MarilynMonroe ever” “thanks!” #trashionweek
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“I prayed for him, I guess it just wasn’t loud enough for #Jesus to hear!”
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#craftbeer Festival SatFeb27 @StratfordON @SavourStratford @BlackOakBrewing @blackswanbeer @creemoresprings #awesome
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Hey, we're on a list! Thanks! 10 Road Trip–Worthy Ontario Restaurants -
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So many #rabbitboards Come in, try Sean's new menu and make your own board. Kitchen is open 'til midnight tonight!
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Finally got to @redrabbitresto in #Stratford So great when u find a #restaurant that your instantly passionate about http://t.co/P6qu0PSeA7
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The new dinner menu is here! Don't walk, run to @redrabbitresto! #delish!
Tonight is new menu night! Come try some new dishes (including 3 different poutines!). Kitchen til 9, see you soon! http://t.co/qdgrqQQJoy
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Open for lunch today from 12-2:30 (bar til 3), but then closed for dinner tonight. Winter hrs next week! http://t.co/jBEyvtrsOw
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