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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
4 months
Lets break down the attack on Belgorod:
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The Intel Crab
2 years
My favorite video of all time. It’s not even close. Someone played the Ukrainian National anthem on their trumpet in #Sumy during clashes.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
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Russia bombed an apartment complex full of civilians and killed dozens. Ukraine bombed an oil depot of strategic value. Not a single civilian died. Burn on. Karma hurts.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
1 year
New footage from across the harbor shows the entire oil terminal is now engulfed. At least 4-7 tanks now burning.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
11 months
This is a real photo from a real bar tonight in Kyiv. This is where your American tax dollars are going. No war here.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
11 months
34 years of denial. Every photo taken that day is a gigantic hole in a narrative the CCP wishes the whole world would buy.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
1 year
BALLOON IS DOWN. I REPEAT. THE BALLOON IS DOWN.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
1 year
New TikTok clip from the Bakhmut front... 90% sure this was filmed by someone driving east along the T0504 highway in #Ivanivske . The burning skyline of Bakhmut on the horizion is apocalyptic. Burnt vehicles everywhere.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
11 months
BREAKING: U.S. Military Drives on Interstate Highway System Specifically Designed for Moving the U.S. Military 👀🤯
@WillingWitness
Derek Broes
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La freeways just now.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
9 months
Numerous explosions tonight in central #Moscow .
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
11 months
I try to go easy on the hyperbolic stuff, but this is not good. At all.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
11 months
An almost unbelievable sight. It would appear Wagner forces now occupy the Southern Military District HQ in Rostov.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Five months ago today. Will never forget that night.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
It’s an absolute party right now in #Shakhtarsk . Secondaries are being shot out in every direction. Fire can be seen from 20+ miles way.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
3 years
His new myspace account is a huge improvement.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
8 months
Kursk airbase got absolutely pummeled last night. 15+ drones targeted a collection of RU fighter jets, radar systems, and air defense units.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
1 year
there really are no words
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
The situation in/around #Bucha is hard to put into words. Some of the worst photos/videos I've seen since the war started.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Not sure when exactly this clip was taken, but this is easily the scariest footage of Thermite shelling I've ever seen. Appears to be from the #Marinka area.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
1 year
The base strike in #Melitopol looks massive. Lots of dead Orcs tonight.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Hard to fathom just how quickly things have moved over the last few days. It all started with a single webcam on the border with #Crimea . Will never in 100 years forget the 23rd of February 2022.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
And there you have it. Confirmation of #Strilecha 's liberation. Ukraine now occupies the entire border with Russia before #Luhansk .
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
The Ferris Wheel that Putin opened in Moscow this morning? It’s already broken…
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
7 months
For many reasons, this is the hardest time I've ever had covering a crisis on here. Credible links are now photos. On the ground news outlets struggle to reach audiences without an expensive blue checkmark. Xenophobic goons are boosted by the platform's CEO. End times, folks.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
1 year
Something is on fire in #Moscow . Again.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
11 months
he did it. he did the thing.
@KadirHama
Pepe the Fella
11 months
HOLY SHIT I can't belive Blinken actually said it out loud LMFAOOOO #RussiaIsCollapsing
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
4 months
сталеві кульки
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
11 months
Kyiv in 1146 AD: Moscow in 1146 AD:
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
7 months
This is war. Graphic photos and videos are being shared in real time. PLEASE click carefully. There is no unseeing what cannot be unseen.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
11 months
There's a reason you only see this one video over and over again and its the same reason you haven't seen any orcs filming inside the guts of a Leopard.
@mfa_russia
MFA Russia 🇷🇺
11 months
⚡ Russia's Ministry of Defence: A close-up view of a fraction of the destroyed Western hardware supplied to the Neo-Nazis of the Kiev regime 🔥
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Rail link = ✂️ Road link = ✂️
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
4 months
Aye!
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@mattyglesias
Matthew Yglesias
4 months
Bombing people who disrupt international shipping is in fact the core function of the American military.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
3 months
European friends, I hope you see the writing on the wall. Please plan accordingly.
@BidensWins
Biden’s Wins
3 months
BREAKING: Donald Trump just asked Russia to attack our NATO allies. Donald Trump is asking for World War III. Retweet to ensure the whole country knows what Trump is trying to get us into.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
10 months
Chesapeake blue crabs, not bald eagles, should be our national animal. - a thread, sadly -
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
3 months
Tucker - an American citizen - will enjoy a luxury (an exclusive sit-down interview with the president) that Russian journalists are routinely denied and rarely offered. That's not brave journalism. That's something far more disgusting.
@TuckerCarlson
Tucker Carlson
3 months
Why I'm interviewing Vladimir Putin.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
8 months
Two Il-76s. Burning to the ground. You love to see it.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
11 months
The hottest town on earth today? Novaya Tavolzhanka. Dozens of fires across town following reports of intense clashes between Russian forces and the RDK. War has come to Belgorod.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
“The closer the collapse of the Empire, the crazier its laws are.” ― Marcus Tullius Cicero
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
4 months
uh oh
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Half a million people are watching an 82 year old woman - in real time - fly to #Taiwan .
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
One month. It’s been one month.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
1 year
78 years ago today, Adolf Hitler committed suicide.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
You're going to hear a lot about the #Azovstal steel plant in the coming hours... The large complex of furnaces and rolling mills has become the 'final stand' for Ukrainian forces fighting in #Mariupol . Facility is also rumored to have countless underground tunnels.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
9 months
According to traffic data via Yandex, the bridge is now shutdown in both directions.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
7 months
For those confused, this is what it looks like when the IDF uses a roof knock strike. A small payload is dropped onto the rooftop of a targeted high rise. After 5-45 minutes, the structure is finished off with a larger payload.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
4 months
Worth noting that central Belgorod sits just outside conventional BM-21 Grad range.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Putin going full ISIS mode.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Almost 30 years later, incompetent thugs from #Moscow once again have control of #Chernobyl . Surreal.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 months
Several drones have targeted the Novolipetsk Metallurgical Plant; the largest steel mill in Russia.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
All eyes on #Izyum tonight. 👀
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
We bullied a billionaire to keep the internet running. And it worked.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
2 years
The hell with it … even though Starlink is still losing money & other companies are getting billions of taxpayer $, we’ll just keep funding Ukraine govt for free
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Seeing more and more incidents of Ukrainian forces staging large and - in some locations - successful counterattacks. There seems to be an ongoing tank battle near Chernihiv.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
1 year
The massive explosion in #Melitopol occurred just outside a local church. It seems Russian forces occupied a sprawling, resort like complex complete with spa, relaxing fountain, and cable TV. Unclear how long they were housed there. Now? Its a huge hole in the ground.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
9 months
For those unfamiliar, this - the bridge crossing between mainland Russia and occupied Crimea - appears to once again be under attack by Ukrainian drones. Third time in the last 10 months.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
1 year
Yet ANOTHER trophy (BTR-80?) captured moments ago in #Grayvoron . Curious if anyone knows what the sticker says?
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
10 months
This is not a ‘Berlin Wall’ moment in human history. This is the opposite. This is a dangerous, unprecedented event that many in the intelligence field are struggling to grasp.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
“I don’t like you like that, bro.”
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
After months of intense fighting, Ukrainian troops fighting near #Kharkiv have made it to the border with Russia. Absolutely incredible.
@nakypiloua
Накипіло. Харків
2 years
227 батальйон 127 бригади Сил територіальної оборони ЗСУ у Харкові витіснив росіян та вийшов на ділянку державного кордону. Всім доброї ночі (окрім окупантів)!
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
The city center of #Odessa this morning. Surreal sight.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Can’t confirm this just yet, but it sounds like Russian air defense attempted to intercept…their own outbound missile launches…above the skies of #Belgorod today…
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
7 months
📸
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
6 months
The ZSU have retaken high ground positions atop a large spoil tip in extreme northwestern Horlivka. This is the first time Ukrainian forces have held such positions since late 2014.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
The partisan carnage awaiting Russian soldiers in #Kyiv is very real.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
6 mornings later, #Kyiv still stands! 🇺🇦
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Russian forces have been completely cleared from inside the M03 highway bypass that circles #Kharkiv and are now within 15 km from where they started along the border...
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
10 months
If you've had nothing to say about Russia's decade long use of cluster munitions on civilian targets across Ukraine, anything you have to say about today's news is automatically irrelevant.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
With 9 losses in just 24 hours, this is has been a terrible day for the Russian Air Force. Over a week into a conflict where aerial superiority was expected within the first day. Down right embarrassing.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
11 months
Oh. Um. Yeah. The dam is gone.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Will not be sharing any Ukrainian troop/vehicle movements from here on out. Slava Ukraini!
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Dawn in #Bryansk . Large, thick smoke plume visible from 10+ kilometers away.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Day 4. #Kyiv still stands strong!
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
The bank runs begin. Long lines in #Moscow for ATM withdrawals.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
10 months
At least 8 ammunition bunkers (along with numerous vehicles) were destroyed in yesterday's strike on a Russian army base near Staryi Krym, #Crimea ...
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 months
Several heavy explosions were heard moments ago in #Kerch , occupied Crimea. Looks like the Crimean Bridge is closed in both directions.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
9 months
"Babe wake up! Ukraine just reached Russia's first defensive line in Zaporizhzhia."
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
The explosion in Nova Kakhovka was so large that it overloaded the sensors onboard NASA's VIIRS satellite. Note the large cluster of white pixels.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Pelosi has landed! Oh bother!
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
10 months
Ukrainian intelligence now believes that Russian occupants at the Zaporizhzhia NPP have placed explosives on the roofs of reactors 3 and 4. Site was disconnected from the main voltage line feeding the facility sometime overnight and is now running on an auxiliary input.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Warehouse was huge. Sounds like it housed GRAD rockets.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Please god let this be real.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
8 months
>fire at drydock in Sevastopol >satellite imagery from three weeks ago showed a Kilo being serviced >smile
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Its day 3. Its only day 3.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
21 days
The number of interceptions that took place in Jordan tonight is astounding. Far more than expected.
@Leoncasinos
Leoncasino
21 days
This is from my window in amman Jordan
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
10 months
Unconfirmed reports of a massive UKR hit on a Russian encampment in the dorms of the Dokuchajevs'k technical college.
@whicard5
dokuchaevsk-ua
10 months
#Докучаєвськ цікаві спостереження: з початком повномасштабної війни русня змогла прорвати укріплення і трохи змістити фронт на захід. Однак, це не допомагає. Сьогодні вночі доволі точним ударом привітали наші захисники окупантів у гуртожитках технікумів в самому центрі міста.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Pray for peace. Pray for the innocent. Pray for the soldiers.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
9 months
We rarely have time to reflect on it, but what Putin has done in just 10 short years to Donetsk is beyond words.
@home_fella
Viktoriia 🌻
9 months
2011. Ukrainian plane "Mriya" over Donetsk. 🥺🇺🇦
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
1 year
We've come a long way.
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
5 years
OMG -- get a load of the look on Zelensky's face as Trump tells him, "I really hope that you and President Putin can get together and solve your problem."
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
1 year
Earlier this week, Google Earth updated their satellite images (from @Maxar ) of #Mariupol . Wow. No words.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
1 year
The fire may be out, but questions remain regarding the size, origin, and payload of the drone used in last night's attack. Here's what we know so far...
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Its worth noting that, following Putin's illegal invasion of Ukraine, Russia has zero way of sending...anything...to Serbia. No troops. No guns. No bullets. Nothing. Serbia is surrounded by a sea of airspace where Russian overflights are restricted.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Why does this keep happening?
@leonidragozin
Leonid ХВ Ragozin
2 years
Irkutsk jet fall video, insane
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
badass
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
In a surprise no one saw coming, Putin’s war against NATO expansion and cooperation has resulted in more…NATO expansion and cooperation.
@AmichaiStein1
Amichai Stein
2 years
#BREAKING : EU countries will provide #Ukraine with 'fighter jets' under Brussels funding, says @JosepBorrellF .
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
If you would have told me a month ago that - 28 days later - Ukraine was still conducting offensive strategic operations (with a high rate of success nonetheless), I'd think you were crazy.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
8 months
Q: Where is the most dangerous place for a Russian ship to be? A:
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
😴😴😴
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The Intel Crab
2 years
Seems like there was a fresh explosion at the ammunition depot in Timonovo, #Belgorod moments ago... Look at all those secondary explosions. TONS of ammo getting cooked off.
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
10 months
lol
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@IntelCrab
The Intel Crab
2 years
Seems every war-aged male was executed. Easily 500+ fatalities. Would not be surprised to see a final figure much higher than that, even.
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