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"You just want an easy life". Should I want a difficult one?

"what do you do when you're bored?" me:

Being a starter account is NOTT for the weak AHH

When you make that money, do your best to avoid getting fat.

Looking for a 3 bedroom house for $1

I'd rather starve than greet the visitors.

Normalize being verrrrry direct, verrrrry straight to the point and verrrrry assertive.

Nicki just like me I don’t fuck with my daddy kids either 😂😂😂😂😂😂

" when i was your age " dawggggg idgaf

for your own sanity, never get too obsessed with anyone.

I absolutely hate it when people tell me what to do.

Mind your own business

Oh ?

If you see me in public, no you didn't. That was a glitch in the simulation.🚶🏽‍➡️

I’m at that age where my favorite 'night out' is when the plans get cancelled and I can stay in my house and pretend I don't exist for 12 hours. The social battery is at 1% and the charger is in another room. I am retired.

I strongly disagree

idc how DRUNK i get i promise you i will not lose my PHONE 😭

Barbers get a ring light and start wearing black gloves and now your haircut $75🤦🏾‍♂️

Bro wasted orange juice