Croaky Caiman 🐊🇺🇸
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Nature’s humble janitor just here to take out the trash. Commander-In-Chief of Croaky’s Heroes Let’s really Make America Better #DeSantis2024
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I don’t even like
@benshapiro
and I know this isn’t true at all.
Andrew Schulz realizes Ben Shapiro is only good at debating college liberals & can’t win debates against serious competition 😂
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Trumpers: Show me proof!!!
Shows story:
“Ha! you believe The NY Times”
Shows court document:
“Ha! you believe a pdf from the court!!!”
Posts CNN video of Trump speaking at a rally:
“Ha! you believe a video of Trump posted by CNN.”
Post Fox News video of Trump:
“Ha! You…
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Nothing says “I know I’m screwed” like a 2 AM all caps screed saying you totally did all that stuff you’re getting charged with and should be allowed to get away with it.
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@NewHampJournal
@thepulseofnh
@NikkiHaley
@NHGOP
@NHDems
Weird because that’s not what she said last night or over a decade ago
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@HappyFloridian2
@DWUhlfelderLaw
I sure as hell wouldn’t leave my kids alone with this. In fact I’d probably want someone to check his hard drives
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In case you’re wondering what normies think of this video: My wife loved it and said it made him look like one of her family members. 🇮🇹
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Bill Burr’s wife flips off Trump and people who have “F*ck Joe Biden” flags waving over their trailers are clutching their pearls 😂
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Imagine being a supporter of a candidate who bangs pornstars on golf trips while his pregnant wife is at home and then writing something like this to the son of another candidate. Zero self awareness
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That’s gonna be a no dawg
@ScottPresler
NEW:
@ScottPresler
"humbly" invites supporters of DeSantis to join him in backing Trump
"[They] are welcome & invited to have a seat at the table."
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I’ve got some notes:
1. Why would a wounded bird falling from the sky have poll numbers?
2. DeSantis is the best candidate for the presidency and in general in my lifetime
3. Trump literally fought social security and Medicare 3 of his budget proposals included provisions to…
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I just witnessed a murder
@DonaldJTrumpJr
@_johnnymaga
Sorry we cannot all be as naturally beautiful as Gavin Newsom's ex. 😍
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I AM Croaky Caiman. And I see in Iowa a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight?
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@KariLakeWarRoom
@Eskimosby
@TheBabylonBee
So you’re acknowledging that it’s not satire and saying that it’s actually true?
You guys suck at this so much 😂
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Grifters gonna grift
Christ is King is trending worldwide. ✝️
The media’s attempt to cross Him again has failed.
Happy Sunday.
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TL:DR Translation: “I NEED MONEY”
My guy is a Presidential candidate
Your guy is a QVC host
We are not the same
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Every. Damn. Time.
Fetterman condemns pro-Palestine protesters: "If you show up in a Starbucks with a bullhorn and start yelling at people, that doesn't make you noble. It just makes you an a******."
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@julie_kelly2
@kylamb8
@Bucksmba
Reminder that these people will lie to you about everything for their cause 😂
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The “Hard Truth” is that you created the issue with an inexperienced speaker, allowing matters to come to the floor that would never have arisen under McCarthy. This led to the resignation of other Republicans, including McCarthy himself, all because of a vendetta related to your…
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Man Trump abandoned Colby like he was a January 6th defendant
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This is a creative way to ask someone to raise their hand if they’re brain damaged
Raise your hand ✋️ if you would vote for Donald Trump Jr in (2028) over Ron DeSantis
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All these softbois looking for “sizzle” and “pizzaz” in a leader just demonstrate they’ve never been in a position where leadership was required.
@JesseBWatters
— if your concern is sizzle & not results, you’re the joke & America will fall as a result. You’re a good little China puppet.
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So many DMs defending Shapiro, Walsh Con Inc etc. You’re not going to redeem them for me 😂
I’ll give an example connected to my previous one: Ben Shapiro is a lawyer. He spent 43 minutes on a video (with graphics) about the Barbie movie.
He spent zero minutes discussing how…
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Another reason I support Ron DeSantis:
My guy just gave a more detailed and better briefing on the terrorist attack on Israel that just happened, while campaigning, than I could ever provide. And I'm a nerd who deep dives into these subjects.
Meanwhile, Trump is still going on…
"If the Iranians could push a button and wipe Israel off the map, they would do that."
@GovRonDeSantis
joined NEWSMAX's
@greta
Van Susteren to discuss Hamas' attack on Israel.
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Got you fam
🧵
Perhaps you know why I was compelled to write this thread.
Vivek talks a great game, but he does not pass my test.
He should get in the trenches and fight with us before he asks to be the General.
insert “how do you do fellow ____” meme here.
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Hey look guys, a party leader
Our country faces invasion, inflation and indoctrination — all perpetrated by a political class that cares little for the well-being of our own citizens.
Republicans should not fund Biden open border policies, nor should they fuel inflation by increasing spending.
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Me seeing Ron tweeting more
But not the Florida Republican who wields the veto pen…
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“We’re surging”
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Pressler is in spaces for both candidates and others. He intentionally walks the tight rope of not supporting one candidate over another because he cares about victory for conservatism and Republicans as a whole and beating Democrats next year. You’re a complete clown and Scott’s…
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Good thing the internet isn’t real life because
@ChristinaPushaw
just tweeted you into the ground with 3 words
We’re not the ones who think the internet is real life. You tweeted Ron’s campaign into the ground. Keep it up!
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DeSantis just said “Man Dresses” yeah that’s a veteran 😂😂😂😂
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If you’re a Republican Trump supporter in Iowa can you tell me how it feels that Trump would rather hang out with Saudis than you?
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Man if only someone would have pardoned those alleged “hostages” instead of pardoning Jared Kushners dad
President Trump:
"J6 hostages. I don’t call them prisoners. They’re hostages."
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Hey DeSantis supporters if you want a good laugh jump on YouTube and check out the view counts for DeSantis-Newsom debate videos they claimed no one was going to watch. 😂
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I hear there’s so much room you had Ron move in to the spare bedroom for the campaign trail
I’m living in Nikki Haley’s head rent free… and trust me, there’s plenty of empty space in here!
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@JoeyMannarinoUS
He should see a doc if at all possible even if it’s through medicaid. Are they blisters or abscesses? An abscess is indicative of an infection. He can get staph or even have staph already and needs to be seen by someone soon also can be signs of heart problems. Set up a go fund…
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Vander Plaats activated
LOL
@realDonaldTrump
is the only candidate…EVER…who thought my endorsement would be for sale. He found out, and
@Reuters
validated, I live by higher standards.
And, Iowa will exhibit higher standards when they choose
@RonDeSantis
over a Chump.
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Trumpers on timeline whenever I post about DeSantis doing things
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My unpopular opinion: In Beck’s defense he’s always been a hack
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One of the most striking aspects of today's political landscape is my expectation that more supporters of DeSantis would align with Trump as the nominee after DeSantis dropped out. However, contrary to this, I've observed a significant number of them (albeit mostly online so…
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Go out and get yourself a pair of Ron DeSantis inspired Cowboy boots.
The new limited edition Air Croaky’s.
#BootGate
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Polls don’t bother me. One thing you got to know about me backing
@RonDeSantis
is that I’m with you until the end of the line. Thunder Buddies for Life Ron.
#DeSantis2024
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It's not that
@KristiNoem
killed her dog instead of giving it up for adoption; it's that she’s dumb enough to brag about it in a book intended to enhance her profile in a country where people might watch movies filled with murder but avoid those where a dog is harmed.
One of the…
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Bad Turd
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Retire
Happy New Year!!! Celebrating the New Year with the greatest president in history of America!!! 🇺🇸
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When you’re reading your 4th election related article of the day about our choices this November
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Every time
When MAGA talks about Civil War they really mean a Keyboard Civil War.
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There’s literally delegates awarded 😂😂
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To absolutely no one’s surprise as a lifelong Conservative and a now a freshly minted RONservative I am endorsing The Guardian of the Gulf Shores, The Defender of Rights in Pandemic Tides, The Warrior of the Swampland, The Sentinel of the Sunshine State Governor Ron DeSantis
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The greatest part of this election is
@TuckerCarlson
’s desperate attempt to latch onto the Trump base is making it obvious to my conservative friends that I’ve always been right about Tucker sucking.
My favorite part is that I’m old enough to remember when this asshat was the…
🚨Tucker Carlson on Ben Shapiro in a conversation on the Breaking Points podcast:
“I’m shocked by how little they care about the country, including the person you mentioned (BEN SHAPIRO), and I can’t imagine how someone like that could get an audience of people who claim to care…
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Trumper meltdown is full blown today because Trump’s performance in Iowa was so lackluster compared to what they thought it would be. I look forward to their Twitter/X safe Spaces as they try to cheer each other up. I hope Trump keeps making these appearances. Their tears are…
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Not voting for Trump
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We could have had a winner nationally. Guess we’ll just wait now. 🍿
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Let me check the Federalist papers to see what the founders would have thought about.
You know The Federalist Papers, by that guy Publius, interesting guy, only one name like Prince but had like 3 personalities. Wonder what he would think about anonymous political speech
NEW: Nikki Haley asserts that allowing people to post on social media anonymously is a "national security threat". She promises that as president, she will force "every person on social media" to be "verified by their name."
I am no lawyer but isn't this blatantly…
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This photo makes women want to cover their drinks
Dinner at
@RedArrow24Diner
with the Boyz …
@DanScavino
@JasonMillerinDC
@JamesBlairUSA
@Alex_Latcham_
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MSNBC really spending a lot of time this weekend saying DeSantis should drop out.
Note nothing about Christie, Haley, Hutchinson etc
You know who they’re obviously afraid of winning the nomination.
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Khaleesi is so subtle in her trolling that I almost missed the hat trick and smile 😂
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“Palestinians are being punished for the acts of Hamas”
Is sort of like saying:
“Germans are being punished for the acts of the Nazis”
Don’t elect terrorists that violate human rights and this wouldn’t be their reality
See you in Berlin
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“When this campaign we’ve been saying will die tomorrow doesn’t die because they’re actually doing better than us it’s really because some secret backdoor deal was arranged.”
This is really like when Doomsday cults predict the end of the world on a specific day and it doesn’t…
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Hi, my girlfriend noticed you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe
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Why spend Christmas with family that avoids you when you can spend Christmas with strangers that worship you?
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Rather than attacking Sununu for his endorsement, start focusing on what you can do to help the DeSantis campaign pick up ground in New Hampshire.
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In lieu of a power up montage for the sudden boost in followers I got last night I figured I’d piss off the Groypers
Since I get called a “Zionist shill” simply for believing Israel has a right to exist and to defend itself against a murderous ideology Croaky’s going full Herzl
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11,000 dollars raised in 1 and a half hours on our humble space. Keep donating if you haven’t before midnight tonight to be counted for this period and bringing in so many lulz. You guys are the real ones.
Donate if you haven’t 🐊 💪
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He really doesn’t want this to get addressed because he needs it to try to run in the general. You can smell the desperation.
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The obvious tell for the desperation in the Trumper cult is when they ask about unity behind Trump after the primary if Trump is the nominee. Remind them that the answer is NO so they get a better idea of how he has zero chance.
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DeSantis messaging is working….at least anecdotally.
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You’re missing the point
@reeseonable
these people SAY things. It doesn’t matter what they do, it’s only important that they SAY they oppose or support things, even if their actions are as
@MattWalshBlog
said diametrically opposed to what they’re saying. Whatever is bringing the…
Cute. You missed the point. But let’s review who Candace Owens simped for president, shall we?
Trump — self-proclaimed father of the vaccine, supporter of WEF & wars, king of the lockdowns, awarded Fauci, supported mass spending, funded DEI, was a Democrat & funded democrats,…
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Trump’s “skyscrapers” are about to go into receivership and he’s going to be hundreds of millions in debt
DeSantis is debt free at 46
MAGA has become a bunch of elitists
Sorry he didn’t have his rich daddy pay for everything like Donnie Low T
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I need one like this, but it needs to say, "blame me, I voted DeSantis".
So I can use it when Trump loses in Nov
I want the credit.
@InstaGator2024
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It’s going down in Iowa.
Let’s GOOOOO!!!
#DeSantis2024
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Trump is trying to pull an Ocean’s 11 style robbery of the RNC
#BREAKING
: Trump announces his picks to replace Ronna McDaniel and her top lieutenants:
- NC GOP's Michael Whatley for RNC chair
- Daughter-in-law Lara Trump as RNC co-chair
- Trump campaign co-manager Chris LaCivita as COO of the RNC
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