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Music, writing, voices. I kiss your mother with this mouth. ⚡️ The better platform: @IngridElkner

Melbourne
Joined February 2010
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Ingrid ykseulB Elkner
8 months
Despite all my repose .I am still just Moo Deng in a hose
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I'm in the running to win a ViewSonic M1X Autoplay projector, window projection material, three startling Halloween decoration collections, and more in the ViewSonic® & AtmosFX® Scream for Halloween 2025 sweepstakes. You can enter too! #sweepstakes.
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Halloween is going to be a real scream this year and AtmosFX and ViewSonic want to help you make your holiday display truly worth shouting about. ViewSonic® & AtmosFX® Scream for Halloween 2025...
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7 days
The fact the man 'squatting' is Yahoo Serious - a once megastar who delighted us all - did nothing to soften the @ACurrentAffair9 employee who proved why she isn't in serious journalism or stand-up comedy. The segment was elderly & disability discrimination, in a HOUSING CRISIS.
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7 days
Lovely of @ACurrentAffair9 to send a 'journo' to a sick old man's home, make PUNS at him mid-eviction, try to force him out into homelessness, all under the falsehood of helping another sick man. Why does one elderly person deserve a care home and another no home? Both need help.
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Ingrid ykseulB Elkner
10 days
We gotta stop calling women childless. I am not less a child - I did not have one and release it back into the wild of a shopping centre. A woman can be child-free - like a restaurant is smoke-free, or an event alcohol-free. There is no deficit. It's a neutral or surplus.
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11 days
It's nice to see a woman smiling. Women just don't smile any more.
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14 days
Severance will get a season 3, but will it redeem season 2? Or should we just accept season 1 was the marvel and let it go?.
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24 days
I know you think you're a cinephile, but I have Skinamarink in 8K. You can really see the detail of all the things you can't see.
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24 days
Kissing a frog and turning it into a prince brings up multiple conversations about consent. #shapeshiftingconsentissexy.#ifitsnotahellribbititsahellno.
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Ingrid ykseulB Elkner
29 days
You!.I wanna take you to a they bar.I wanna take you to a they bar.I wanna take you to a they/them/they/them they bar.
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1 month
Why did FLY ME TO THE MOON bother to mention female engineers behind the moon mission to only include male engineers as characters?.
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Ingrid ykseulB Elkner
1 month
People will tell you to practice detachment, but what they're advising is numbness. Every time you choose not to feel, someone else has to feel twice as much. Just ask the people close to the electively numb ones.
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1 month
What are you supposed to do on a balcony? Balcon?.
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Ingrid ykseulB Elkner
1 month
This part of my body hurts. I better press it a lot, in hopes that will heal it.
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1 month
I may look like I believe you. I may look like I'm really there with you. I may look like your words have found their way in. But I'm really thinking of Murderbot.
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1 month
I'm always interested in how the sausage is made. Except actual sausages, I don't want to know that.
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1 month
RT @nice_mustard: hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his D….
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1 month
"Are you known for sleepwalking?" he asked. Yes, world famous. If I'm going to perambulate somnambulist, best be the best. I'm balance beaming, sleep treadmilling, I'm on your roof right now. Sleep paralysis demon with platinum hair. Assume this is all hypnopompic hallucy-goosey.
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1 month
"There is no flower that cancels the need for another.".-Julia Cameron, The Artist's Way.
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2 months
Fell asleep in my chair for a few seconds, dreamed Steve Martin was carrying a brain on top of his head and it kept sliding off. Never to worry - it was his old brain, one he'd donated to science but got back. (He had since grown a new brain.) This logical fallacy is what woke me.
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2 months
I don't know why they say she should have made room for Leo on the door - he would have dumped Rose once she turned 25 anyway.
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