Not good enough, @altontowers. @altonoffical Charging premium prices for a substandard experience.

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Sorry to interrupt you, @Pipskin, but I wanted to let you know that it’s three years to the day since you accidentally ordered 120 eggs. 👍

Is it law in the UK that you have to moan about the amount of chips you get when you get a chippy tea? “Oh I’ll never eat all those” *Proceeds to eat all the chips*

@PremierFoodsPLC Why not ‘Eggceedingly good cakes’ - a golden opportunity missed! 🥚

The internet: Statistically, the best word to start with on #Wordle is “IRATE” Everyone: Hehehehee… *rubs hands with glee* #wordle224:

Shall I just flood-fill it like this for the week, or..? #RadioX @ChrisMoyles @JamesRobinson @Pipskin @domisatwit

It’s time we talk to @GaryBarlow @HowardDonald & Mark Owen to get @takethat to be our @bbceurovision entry next year. We need to show that we will take this seriously for once. A big number like Shine should do it, put on a show. #SayYes

I’m here right now. Do you want me to see he’s up for the documentary, Dom? @domisatwit @Pipskin @ChrisMoyles @JamesRobinson @ChrisMoylesShow

#nobservation Got told my lesson was “Good” and not “Outstanding” because the observer didn’t observe the kids pack away at the end of the lesson. It was lesson one of a double. Apparently I should have made them pack away for the observer’s benefit 🙄

Help a blind person see with the #BeMyEyes app - the app that connects blind people with sighted helpers! http://t.co/jv9F2kOzec

Thanks, @DerbyshireFRS - great safety display today at Queen's Park, Chesterfield. My toddler was suitably shocked! http://t.co/vcatxxymI9

So how much did Brian Butterfield get paid by the Mirror for their double-page spread today, @serafinowicz ? http://t.co/fmyheAK

Look who turned up in my charity shop, @Schofe! Ten points if you can guess the product... http://t.co/NoLsS22

thinks there's something slightly immoral about putting the same thing for your Twitter update and your Facebook status.

Is amazed to learn that Twitter isn't blocked on the computers at work.

Has realised Twitter is like Facebook, only without EVERYTHING.

is wondering why the hell he's just signed up to this.