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Incorrect quotes The Rookie style #TheRookie #Wopez #Chenford {may contain NSFW themed posts}
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Thorson: it’s weird how Lucy is good at everything. there’s got to be something she’s bad at.
Nyla: maybe she’s a bad kisser or something?
Tim: no, she’s good at that too.
Nyla: what?
Thorson: what?
Angela: OH MY GOD TIM!!
#therookie
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Tim : Your son put his shoes in the fridge again
Lucy : Oh so suddenly he’s only my son when he does crazy things
Tim : Putting little boots in places they shouldn’t be is a trait you’ve had for years
#chenford
#therookie
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Grey : where’s Bradford I can’t find him anywhere?
Thorsen : I can help you look sir
Angela : I got this!
Angela : LUCY CHEN SUCKS
Tim in the distance : YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!
Angela : he’s over there sir
#TheRookie
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Angela : how was the honeymoon?
Tim : Lucy got drunk then tried to set our marriage certificate in fire while yelling “you can’t return me without a receipt”
Tim smiling : I love her so much
#chenford
#therookie
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Angela: Lucy’s eyes are hazel, right?
Tim: they’re brown, with hints of light brown when the light hits them just right.
Angela: and when was the last time she smiled?
Tim: last night at 2:07am.
Angela: when is my birthday?
Tim:
Angela: when is my birthday, Tim?
#therookie
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Tim : I’d like to let you all know Lucy and I are in a relationship
Angela : *gasps*
Aaron : *gasps*
Nolan : *gasps*
Harper : *gasps*
Lucy : *gasps*
Tim : why are you gasping ?
Lucy : sorry sometimes I still can’t believe it
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Grey : where’s Chen ?
Aaron : she’s super tiny so probably under something
Angela under her breath : probably Bradford
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Flight attendent: Please make sure small items are secure.
Tim: Are you secure?
Lucy: I will kill you in your sleep
#therookie
#chenford
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* Lucy’s phone rings. They both look at the screen*
Angela : you call your farther “daddy”? That’s kind of sweet
Lucy making direct eye contact as she answers : Hey Tim
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Tim : I don’t think your mother approves of me
Lucy : oh don’t worry she doesn’t aprove of me either
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Lucy : I’m gonna prank him by calling him Tim
Angela : that’s his name …
Lucy : Hey Tim
Tim :
Lucy : Tim?
Tim with puppy eyes: are You mad at me? What did I do? I’m so sorry
Lucy : oh no I’m sorry baby, come here
#TheRookie
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Tim: I gave you the key for emergencies!
Lucy: I had an emergency
Tim: Oh yeah? What was it?
Lucy: I missed you.
#chenford
#therookie
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Lucy: are you still mad at me?
Tim: yes
Lucy: are you going to let go my hand?
Tim: no
#chenford
#therookie
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Angela : Tim -
Tim : Lucy used to call me Tim
Angela : that’s because it’s your name …
#therookie
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Kidnapper : I have one of your work children !
Grey : which one? I have seven
Kidnapper : the loud one who won’t stop talking
Grey : which one I have seven
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Lucy, laying in bed: Um, I talk a lot, don't I?
Tim, half asleep: Yeah, but it’s nice
Tim: I like hearing your voice
#TheRookie
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Random cop : how many kids do you guys have?
Tim : biologically ?
Lucy : Emotionally ?
Tim : or legally ?
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Thorson: i need your advice.
Tim: with what?
Thorson: with love. how did you know you were in love with Lucy?
Tim: …
Tim: i’m in love with Lucy?
Tim: … oh my god I’m in love with Lucy !
#therookie
#chenford
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Lucy : is that even legal?
Angela : there’s no cops around, everything is legal
Tim : WE ARE COPS
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Tim: So there’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you-
Lucy: THANK GOD! Finally, you’re proposing!
Tim: H-How did you...know?
Lucy: Baby you dropped the ring like five times during dinner
Lucy: I even picked it up once
#TheRookie
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[Tim and Lucy fighting]
Lucy: YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT A DIVORCE.
Tim: WE’RE NOT EVEN MARRIED!!
Lucy: AND WHOSE FUCKING FAULT IS THAT?!
#chenford
#therookie
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Tim : if Lucy thinks she can just bat her cute little eyes at me and get whatever she wants … she is absolutely right
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(Pre cannon)
Lucy : who else here thought I was dating Tim ?
[Everyone raises their hand]
Lucy : Tim put your hand down
#therookie
#chenford
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Lucy: Crushes are the worst.
Tim: Yeah. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.
Lucy: Pfft, you're always acting stupid.
Tim: Yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard.
Lucy:
#therookie
#chenford
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Thorsen : Bradford gave me a ‘get better soon’ card
Lucy : that’s actually really sweet-
Thorsen : I wasn’t sick… He just thinks I can do better
#therookie
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Tim walking into the morning brief: alright, listen up you little sh*ts
Tim: not you Lucy, you're an angel and i'm glad you're here
#therookie
#chenford
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Genny : I thought we said bros before hoes ?
Lucy : but my hoe is your bro!
Tim : Im standing right here
#chenford
#therookie
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Lucy: i’ve made a power point presentation highlighting all the reasons I love you
Tim: you could have just said “happy anniversary”
Lucy: oh so you don’t want to see it then?
Tim: woah wait i didn’t say that
#chenford
#therookie
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Angela on the phone : so you know how I said I’d take Lucy on a calm night out for once ?
Tim : yes?
Angela : we’re in jail
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Tim : all my clothes keep disappearing
Lucy wearing a Metro jumper three sizes too big with ‘BRADFORD’ written across the back : huh , weird
#chenford
#therookie
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Aaron: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Tim: I do have a sense of humor
Aaron: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Tim: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
#therookie
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Angela : we need to get through this locked door … Thorsen give me your credit card
Thorsen : here
Angela pocketing it : Thanks .. Bradford kick the door down
#therookie
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Aaron : can you keep a secret sir ?
Tim : Yeah of course we can keep a secret
Aaron : uh … We ?
Tim : me and Lucy are like a vault
Aaron : no I only want you to know. Don’t tell Lucy
Tim : if you don’t want Lucy to know then don’t tell me
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Tim: I have my to-do-list right here
Angela: this is just a sticky-note with Lucy’s name on it
Tim: yes
#therookie
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During an argument
Lucy : I hate you with every inch of my body
Tim : that’s not a lot of inches
#chenford
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Computer : * Choose a password *
Tim : LucyChen
Computer : * password is too short *
#therookie
#chenford
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Tim : [wearing fancy clothes]
Lucy : I see you have a date. Who’s the lucky lady?
Tim :
Tim : I forgot to ask you didn’t I ?
#therookie
#chenford
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Lucy, trying to ask Tim out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Tamara, from the other room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER
#therookie
#chenford
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Tim: please give me some words of encouragement so i don’t murder everyone right now.
Angela: there’s no Lucy in prison.
Tim, nodding: thank you.
#therookie
#chenford
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Angela : is that a hickey?
Lucy : it’s a mosquito bite
Tim : (walks in) hey guys
Angela : hey mosquito
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Lucy: I liked you first!
Tim: Well, I said “I love you” first!
Lucy: [gets down on one knee] I proposed first!
Tim: Well, I- Wait, what?
#therookie
#chenford
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Lucy : I have good news and bad news
Tim : ok … good news first
Lucy : the airbags in your truck work perfectly
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Random guy : ‘Kiss the one you want the most’
Tim : Ash?
Ashley : yes ?
Tim : can you move i’m trying to get to Lucy
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Tim, holding up a plant above Lucy’s head: Oh wow, look at that, I guess you have to kiss me now.
Lucy: that’s parsley.
Tim: Dammit.
Lucy: Hold on, I didn’t say no
#therookie
#chenford
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Tim: We're a team, right? Ride or die?
Lucy: oh course but I would rather ride you
Tim: What
Lucy: What?
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Tim : I’m going on a date
Lucy mumbling : good for you
Tim : you mean good for us! I’ll pick you up at 8.
#therookie
#Chenford
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[Eating sea food]
Tim : it’s absolutely horrible the methods in which we eat crabs
Tim : how would you feel if I ripped open your legs and ate out your insides
Lucy :
Wes :
Lucy :
Angela under her breath : I doubt Lucy would mind
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Lucy: Ask me why I love you.
Tim: Is this a trap?
Lucy: Just ask.
Tim: Why do you love-
Lucy, turning on a PowerPoint presentation: I’m glad you asked!
#therookie
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Baby Jack : *crying*
Tim picking him up: shhh it’s ok. You’ll learn to do that on the inside when you’re older
Angela : TIMOTHY!
#therookie
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Lucy: you need to take care of yourself
Tim: no. i need to take care of you
#therookie
#chenford
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Tim: i think i may be falling in love with you.
Lucy: i've been falling in love with you since we met.
#chenford
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Angela: Wesley annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow
Tim: There’s…nothing special about tomorrow?
Angela: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over
#therookie
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Angela : what’s one thing you’d change about Lucy ?
Tim : her last name
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Angela ; just admit you like her
Tim : I don’t like Lucy
Angela : I didn’t say a name …
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Angela : stop undressing Lucy with your eyes
Tim : we are at work, what should I undress her with my teeth ?
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Lucy : you know what’s funny?
Tim : that I’m in love with you and you still haven’t noticed ?
Lucy : no, I-
Lucy : what WHAT?
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Tim : hey can you do me as a favour?
Lucy : I think you mean ‘do me a favour’
Tim : no I know what I said
#chenford
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Nolan : *talking*
Nyla : when you die I hope you donate your body to science so they can figure out what the hell is wrong with you
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Thorson: you know I saw you and Lucy come in at the same time ??
Tim :yeah and what? … Go get the bags
Thorson [in his head]: enemies to lovers, slow burn with angst, 300k+ words
#therookie
#chenford
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Tim: i’m hardcore. made of steel. i haven’t felt an emotion since 1986.
Angela : Nyla caught you crying over pictures of Kojo at your desk twenty minutes ago…
#therookie
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Grey : are you ok?
Tim : I’ve got this headache that keeps coming and going
Nolan walking into the room:
Tim : here it is again
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Tim: as your love interest-
Lucy: I think Chris is supposed to be my-
Tim: AS YOUR LOVE INTEREST!
#therookie
#chenford
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After Chenford’s wedding
Tim : I’m so happy I could shout it from the rooftops !
Angela : you already have. We got several noise complaints
#therookie
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Tim : I got you a bracelet
Lucy : I’m not really a bracelet person-
Lucy : are those hand cuffs
Tim : so you don’t want them?
Lucy : I didn’t say that …
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Tim : I’m actually deeply in love with Lucy. We’ve been dating for a couple of months and have the cutest pet names for each other. I even brought a ring last week
Aaron : why are You telling me this.
Tim : because no one will believe you
#therookie
#chenford
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Lucy : do you ever think that you truly never stop tasting your own tongue ?
Tim : how about I taste yours for a change
Angela just trying to eat her tacos : I hate the both of you
#chenford
#therookie
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Tim : my hands are cold
Lucy : *holds his hands*
Tim : for some reason my lips are cold now too
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Lucy: so i'm having guy trouble.
Angela: like, "i can't get his body into the trunk" or "i like him" trouble?
Lucy: I love him
Angela: boring
#therookie
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*patrolling the streets past vendors *
Tim: 10$ per rose…that seems a bit overpriced?
Aaron: Lucy loves roses
Tim turning around : I'll take all of them
#therookie
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Angela : * pulls the curtain back while Tim is in the shower*
Angela : where do you - stop screaming, it’s just me - where do you keep your coffee ?
Tim : how did you get into my house!
#TheRookie
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Tim *throws his head into Lucy’s lap* : Tell me I'm pretty!
Lucy *lovingly stroking his hair* : You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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Lucy : You gotta love yourself
Tim : Yeah, well, I'm not my type
Lucy : Well, you're mine so... Want me to do it for you?
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Grey : why are you late?
Tim : sorry Sir I was doing stuff
Lucy whispering : I’m stuff
Angela under her breath : you mean stuffed
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Lucy [rolling down the car window] : what seems to be the problem sir?
Tim : get out! You’re not driving my truck
#chenford
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Tim : would you take a bullet for me ?
Lucy with 0 hesitation : yes
Angela : *bursting through the door* TIMOTHY
Tim : great thanks *pushes Lucy at Angela then runs*
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Tim : how many times have I told you to NOT list me as your emergency contact?
Aaron : you’re not.. you’re Lucy’s … who is also stuck up here
Lucy : *waves*
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Wesley : can you keep a secret
Tim: do you know anything about my life?
Wesley : no i do not, good point
#therookie
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Halloween
Tim: Hey baby
Lucy: How did you recognise me ? I’m wearing a mask
Tim: you can’t mask that ass
#chenford
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Tim, about Lucy: She’s so hot.
Angela: She has a boyfriend.
Tim, suspiciously: People die. All the time...
#TheRookie
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Lucy handing Tim water : Here you go
Tim : Thanks, but what’s this for?
Lucy : Angela said you get really thirsty around me
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Tim : what’s wrong?
Lucy : I’m just having a bad day
Tim : come here . I’ve got a shoulder for you to rest your legs on
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Aaron: You know you can be kind of scary
Lucy: Yeah, but I’m also short, which makes me adorable.
#therookie
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Nolan : what are your goals?
Celina : to pet all the dogs!
Nolan : No, your training goals.
Celina : to be able to run fast enough to pet all dogs
#therookie
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Aaron : if you could be a man for 24hours what would you do?
Angela : id do Lucy
Tim : ANGELA!
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Grey : [sees Tim and Lucy together]
Grey : they are kind of sweet. I would out them on a boat.
Celina : y-you mean ship them, sir?
#therookie
#chenford
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Lucy : I could kiss you right now
Tim : …
Lucy : I could. I mean, I’d like to. I. May I? We me? I mean, may we? Wait, what?
Tim lightly kissing her on the lips : we may
#Chenford
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Angela : welcome to the “Fuck Tim Bradford “ club where we all talk shit about Tim behind his back
Lucy : oh
Lucy : I think I misunderstood
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Tim : I love you
Lucy : I love you too
Tim : more than Kojo?
Lucy : know you’re limits
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Tim high on pain meds : I’m jealous of your heart
Lucy : aww baby
Tim : it’s pounding inside you and I’m not
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*After a long day of work*
Tim : I need to slip into something more comfortable
Lucy : *quickly begins moving herself around on the bed arranging pillows*
Tim : what are you doing ?
Lucy : becoming comfortable so you can slip into me
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Celina : I can’t believe you talked to Bradford without getting so much as a glare! Most people can’t even look in his general direction without some kind of threat
Lucy : well I mean it would be strange if he did. We are engaged after all
Angela : YOU’RE WHAT!
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* just before dinner at Lucy’s*
Lucy : Tamara will show you around
Tamara to Ashley : here’s the exit
#therookie
#chenford
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Lucy: what's for lunch?
Tim: I already ate
Lucy: without me?
Tim: I was hungry. do you want me to bring you something? what do you want?
Lucy: loyalty.
#therookie
#chenford
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Tim : quick, you have to pretend to be my girlfriend
Lucy : ah finally the fake dating au that brings us together
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Thorson: has anyone in your life told you they love you?
Lucy: does family count?
Thorson: yes.
Lucy: then no.
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Nolan : THE FOOR IS LAVA
Bradford : *helps Lucy into the table*
Lopez : *kicks Wesley off the chair so she can stand on it*
Grey : as you can see there are two type of couples …
#Wopez
#TheRookie
#chenford
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Angela : what a f*cking week
Aaron : ma’am it’s 08:24
Celina : on a Monday
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Tim gruffly: You know I respect you
Lucy murmures, lips swollen and sensitive: I know
Tim : Good. Because for the next five seconds, it's going to look like I don't
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Angela to Tim: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.
Tim: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.
Angela: You just told me you're pregnant.
Thorson: Congratulations Sir, you're glowing!
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