Christiana Jackson
@IncomparableMsC
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Horny Goofball.Standup https://t.co/XNVGgnPYvf Cream Maker.Lover of Cigars and Sneakers.
Harlem, NYC
Joined September 2012
Just posted a photo @ The Stand Comedy Club and Restaurant
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I ran into an ex from 6 years ago last night. He said, “how come you haven’t had me over and offered me food?” I explained, “That lunchlady bitch has been dead for years.” RIP.
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Ain’t no birth control more effective than a man telling you he’s on the verge of tears!.
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RT @TheLaurynPetrie: This Thursday (the 23rd) 7pm @thetinycupboard ! @TraumedyHourNYC returns with . @IncomparableMsC headlines!.Featuring:….
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When I left Mexico City, I promised myself not to bang any more dumb dudes when I got back. A few weeks, and a couple union dudes later I’m like, who even makes Mid-year resolutions???.
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I wanna get in good enough shape that I can bang two dudes a day, and feel nothing physically AND emotionally.
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What the fuck is the point of dealing with someone younger, if they are just as tired as you are????.
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When I was in Mexico City, this guy told me that people have underground orgies in the metro. I said, “so what are we doing in your car???” . #cdmx.
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Instead of saying I had a hookup, I’m going to start saying that I ruined a man’s life today. 💦💦💦.
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I’m on vacation and still don’t have the time to figure out wtf is happening in season 2 of Russian Doll.
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If I send you a nude, then you send a picture of your face, trust and believe that I’ll never sit on it.
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Where was Will Smith when that white chick was telling jokes in the movie theater???. #Oscars.
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