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Michael

@InItToSchwinIt

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“When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional.”

Blacksburg, Virginia
Joined August 2011
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@InItToSchwinIt
Michael
2 years
Initial takes on this season of SNL: Pete Davidson was better than expected, who TF is Ice Spice and how can 🗑 like that be a musical guest, and the Bad Bunny episode had terrible writing/sketches but great music. Still optimistic though.
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3 years
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3 years
Kanye West's manager watching his interview
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4 years
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4 years
This is why people think the NFL is rigged
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@InItToSchwinIt
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4 years
Pat Collins is a national treasure.
@nbcwashington
NBC4 Washington
4 years
ICYMI: A vandal with a bone to pick spray-painted “Mike is a cheater” on an SUV parked in Northeast D.C. But it wasn’t Mike’s car. https://t.co/GQuUajUg8c
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@TitaniaMcGrath
Titania McGrath
4 years
The following songs have been approved by the @ACLU. 🎶 “No [Person] No Cry” - Bob Marley “I’m Every [Person]” - Chaka Khan “Isn’t [They] Lovely” - Stevie Wonder “Does Your [Birthing Person] Know” - ABBA “Bring Your [Offspring With A Cervix] To The Slaughter” - Iron Maiden
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4 years
How is that not targeting?
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5 years
Worse performance tonight - Mahomes or The Weeknd? This halftime show is hot garbage.
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5 years
"Wait, I forgot to put the crystals in."
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5 years
Not enough bourbon in the world to make this game watchable.
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5 years
"Herndon" Hooker makes some terrible decisions sometimes.
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Michael
5 years
Life of a VT football fan: dealing with season after season of "almosts" and "what-ifs". This program has regressed so much.
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Michael
5 years
I can't find a stream of the VT game to save my life.
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5 years
UNC shitting the bed against FSU is peak 2020 ACC.
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5 years
I am loving the speed of this offense. Herbert & Blackshear giving me some strong Suggs/Jones vibes too.
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@InItToSchwinIt
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6 years
Snapchat really missed the mark by not offering a Babadook filter during Pride Month.
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@ShawnWildermuth
Shawn Wildermuth - @wildermuth.com on bsk
6 years
Showing the client the Proof of Concept:
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6 years
Great picture of Beamer from my mom's 1972 high school yearbook.
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6 years
TIL that Matt Schaub is still on a NFL roster.
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