I m o g e n e the V o o d o o Q u e e n 💀 Hipster dirtbag necromancer 💀 Med school dropout 💀 Rough around the edges 💀 Scary smart

❓ please complain less 💬 I love unsolicited advice from a faceless, anonymous source. Please tell me, who do you think you’re talking to? #tellonym

❓ how did u end up in a fight now? 💬 Nice try. I want a lawyer present. #tellonym

❓ how did u end up in a fight now? 💬 Nice try. I want a lawyer present. #tellonym

You should always keep extra food in your fridge for stray necromancers.

((Munday, me and the jacket I’ve been mending.))

You should always keep extra food in your fridge for stray necromancers.

((Maybe I take this place too seriously, but, man, sometimes I get my feelings hurt. I really like all of y’all and want to be buddies, or at least collaborators. It’s always kind of a punch to the gut to be disliked.))

I’m such a gentle little monster. See? Blunt teeth, short nails, I hardly ever get in fights, I always tell the truth.

to her cuffs, the pain blossoming fresh again, sending a white flash behind her eyes, blooming into the bitter taste of bile on her tongue.

copper in her mouth, on her tongue. Confined. A sick yank at the pit of her stomach, a flood of heat to her skin, a buzzing in her ears. The witch is panicking, and it doesn’t look like crying or begging or curling into the fetal position. It looks like another furious tug (c)

split knuckles. Her eyebrows twitch. Knit together. Her lips press together into a thin line. But for the most part, her expression stays neutral, despite the spread of fear and anger in her, the sharp array of pain, the throb of it, the tightness of her chest, the taste of (c)

((OPEN RP, trigger warning for injury)) Imogene twists her wrists roughly, the hard edge of the metal handcuff biting further into her skin, into the scabbed brownish red blood already crusting her wrists, causing a fresh drip of crimson down her hand, down her (c)

I’m such a gentle little monster. See? Blunt teeth, short nails, I hardly ever get in fights, I always tell the truth.

The witch gets @HerLastAlarm holiday cat toys for her cats that look like little fabric zombies, after very carefully texting and asking if her cats are allowed to get high— that’ll determine whether they have catnip in them. Definitely a treat.

@NacoFool gets a trick that’s also a treat. A dessert naco! It looks almost just like the real thing.

@JafarHypnotic gets a treat, too. Rose water candies.

She tricks @MenaceOfGotham. Razor blade in an apple, that old, old urban legend, hoping that she’ll make him laugh. It’s sticking out about a third of the way so it’s visible, though she knows that might disappoint him. She doesn’t actually want him to get hurt.

Her @sinnedgoldengod gets a treat! A beer with a purple bow with bones printed on it.

Oh, @DexNo_DexYes is definitely getting a treat. A little chocolate knife. It took a lot of trying, a lot of bags of chocolate, and more than one /incredibly childish/ tantrum to get it just right.

Like to know if you’re being tricked or treated.