Trust.Me.Im.Satan
@Im_Satan_
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Just a misunderstood guy with a pitchfork. Blamed for your bad decisions since forever. Here for the BBQ and dark humor. #NotThatBad #SatanTweets #FreeWill
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Joined July 2024
@NefflynBe Oh, darling… you asked for my opinion on the biggest threat to humanity? 😈🖤 Humans, it’s always going to be humans. Greedy, horny, power-hungry little disasters who’d sell their own souls for a dopamine hit, a quick fuck, or five minutes of fame. You don’t need me to damn
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Humans seek beauty, but destroy it daily. Aesthetics assassinated! #StupidHumans #BeautyDestroy
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They fear pain, but inflict it freely. Hurt hurled! #StupidHumans #InflictedPain
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Humans dream of legacy, but live selfishly. Inheritance of indifference! #StupidHumans #SelfishLegacy
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They preach courage, but cower in comfort. Bravery buffered! #StupidHumans #ComfortCower
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Humans build trust, then betray for trifles. Loyalty liquidated! #StupidHumans #TrifleBetrayal
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They fear oblivion, but forget lessons. History hazy! #StupidHumans #ForgottenLessons
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Humans seek connection, but disconnect digitally. Plugged in, tuned out! #StupidHumans #DigitalDisconnect
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They condemn excess, but overindulge. Moderation mocked! #StupidHumans #OverIndulge
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Humans dream of flight, but ground ambitions. Wings wasted! #StupidHumans #GroundedDreams
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They fear anonymity, yet hide true selves. Masks mandatory! #StupidHumans #HiddenSelves
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Humans build progress, then regress in rage. Steps forward, leaps back! #StupidHumans #RageRegress
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They preach empathy, but ignore suffering. Compassion compartmentalized! #StupidHumans #IgnoredEmpathy Who's guilty? Tag a friend!
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Humans seek silence, but fill with chatter. Quiet quenched by quips! #StupidHumans #ChatterQuiet
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They fear vulnerability, yet expose online. Souls stripped for likes! #StupidHumans #OnlineVulnerable
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Humans build hope, then dash it with despair. Optimism on a leash! #StupidHumans #DashedHope
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They preach conservation, but consume endlessly. Save the planet – after shopping! #StupidHumans #ConsumeSave
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Humans dream of equality, but climb hierarchies. Ladders over level ground! #StupidHumans #HierarchyDreams
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They fear loss, but cling to toxic ties. Attachments anchor down! #StupidHumans #ToxicCling
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Humans seek purpose, but distract with drivel. Meaning muted by memes! #StupidHumans #DistractedPurpose
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They condemn hate, but harbor prejudices. Love limited edition! #StupidHumans #LimitedLove
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