Ian Stoddart
@ImStoddicus
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If you can't say anything nice say something funny. If you can't say something funny say nothing at all.
Nottingham, England
Joined August 2015
Most annoying phrase in #YouTube golf “I’ll take that.” You have no choice, that’s how golf works 🤦♂️
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Can you get sued for an opinion? #Becauseithinkliztrussisamassivecunt
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I’ve heard it all now 😡 A Texas grand jury have actually fallen for “it just went off” line #FFS I thought the British justice system was a mess, but the Americans win another prize for pure stupidity. Is Texas a big red state by any chance 🤔
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Whenever I hear the Morse theme tune I’m transported back to 1987, sat with my Mum & Dad happy days 😊
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Unai obviously needed a comfort break, but everyone had to leave 👀 #FACup
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The second for City for a man who shouldn’t being playing. Lets change the rules so Man City don’t get upset #FACup
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Another Saturday punting done, and yet again I prove I’m as good at picking winners as @MCYeeehaaa #BOOM What?
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As soon as I back Ben Jones he looks like he’s carrying 10 pound overweight 🤷♂️ #Ascot
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The starters fault all day long there. They were perfect 30 yards from the tape #Ascot
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Curlers dropping F-Bombs all over the option. #WinterOlympics It’s just a game boys 😂
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I still find it hard to understand how 6 years & 8 months (and only half of that in prison) is any kind of justice for killing 2 people in a car crash when it’s so obviously only down to the accused’s recklessness. Justice my arse!
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Unfortunately Forest seem to be turning into Watford 🤷♂️ Pretty sure the fat man wishes he’d apologised to Nuno for being a bit of a tw*t & probably knows the one to go then was Edu. But I’m an outsider, what would I know 😜
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Any chance that we can stop normalising the word ‘hate’? Watching Dr Zand’s Con Or Cure on #BBC they use it twice in a minute during a segment on a weighted blanket. I’m by no means a liberal leftie, but surely hate shouldn’t be a throwaway word, a bit like the word c^*t 🤷♂️
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I’ve always thought invoking the fifth amendment really just goes to show just how innocent they really are, what about you? A bit like #NoComment interviews over here 🤔
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