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Ian Stoddart
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Most annoying phrase in #YouTube golf “I’ll take that.” You have no choice, that’s how golf works 🤦‍♂️
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Ian Stoddart
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Can you get sued for an opinion? #Becauseithinkliztrussisamassivecunt
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Ian Stoddart
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I’ve heard it all now 😡 A Texas grand jury have actually fallen for “it just went off” line #FFS I thought the British justice system was a mess, but the Americans win another prize for pure stupidity. Is Texas a big red state by any chance 🤔
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Ian Stoddart
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GET IN #WinterOlympics 🇬🇧
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Ian Stoddart
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Whenever I hear the Morse theme tune I’m transported back to 1987, sat with my Mum & Dad happy days 😊
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Ian Stoddart
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Unai obviously needed a comfort break, but everyone had to leave 👀 #FACup
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Ian Stoddart
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The second for City for a man who shouldn’t being playing. Lets change the rules so Man City don’t get upset #FACup
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Ian Stoddart
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Another Saturday punting done, and yet again I prove I’m as good at picking winners as @MCYeeehaaa #BOOM What?
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Ian Stoddart
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As soon as I back Ben Jones he looks like he’s carrying 10 pound overweight 🤷‍♂️ #Ascot
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Ian Stoddart
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The starters fault all day long there. They were perfect 30 yards from the tape #Ascot
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Ian Stoddart
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Curlers dropping F-Bombs all over the option. #WinterOlympics It’s just a game boys 😂
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Ian Stoddart
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I still find it hard to understand how 6 years & 8 months (and only half of that in prison) is any kind of justice for killing 2 people in a car crash when it’s so obviously only down to the accused’s recklessness. Justice my arse!
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Ian Stoddart
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Bugger, but it’s only a game eh #UpTheArse
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Ian Stoddart
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Dear #Forest fans, and btw I know quite a few, many who are friends and not just on Facebook. Can you please explain to me why the chubby chappy has employed the guy that Wolves sacked for making them look worse than Derby? 👀 #What
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Ian Stoddart
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Well done commentator 🤦‍♂️ #WinterOlympics
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Ian Stoddart
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Unfortunately Forest seem to be turning into Watford 🤷‍♂️ Pretty sure the fat man wishes he’d apologised to Nuno for being a bit of a tw*t & probably knows the one to go then was Edu. But I’m an outsider, what would I know 😜
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Ian Stoddart
6 days
Bit gutted tbf, thought Frank was doing a great job #What 😂
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Ian Stoddart
8 days
Any chance that we can stop normalising the word ‘hate’? Watching Dr Zand’s Con Or Cure on #BBC they use it twice in a minute during a segment on a weighted blanket. I’m by no means a liberal leftie, but surely hate shouldn’t be a throwaway word, a bit like the word c^*t 🤷‍♂️
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Ian Stoddart
8 days
I’ve always thought invoking the fifth amendment really just goes to show just how innocent they really are, what about you? A bit like #NoComment interviews over here 🤔
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