I'm one more "I've been lied to my whole life" away from saying fuck it, the earth might be flat

Granted, it was under different leadership but, look up what happened to Vine. Vine was acquired by Twitter to rip it's video playback feature and implement it into Twitter. Elon could theoretically start Vine 2: Electric Boogaloo and rip it's features, shut down TikTok and gain

Halo Reach and Portal

I've been think about this lately

Just got my DD 214 today. Currently waiting on my complementary icepack and bum donut for getting railed by the nonskid dick all 7 1/2 years.

Hey @elonmusk does X (formally Twitter) still have the rights to Vine? If so, when are you bringing it back?

If your name is Brent, I'm sorry but I know you got a chair facing the bed.

I hear some of y'all mfs dispensing these wet ass farts and only let an "ope" escape your lips. I hope your ass crusts, its gonna itch when it dries!

Found my Airpods last night. Forgot how decent the ANC was. Can't tell me shit rn.

I guess you guys will get to see my Cock and Balls before TikTok does🤷‍♂️

Amidst everything going on... I finally unlocked the Cock and Balls XM4 in #BlackOps6

And to think, Hank just wanted a picture of Gawt Dang Hawt Dog

Turns out backwards diving on the couches in #BLACKOPS6 allows you to sit on them. Haven't seen it done yet but I don't doubt it has.

Alrighty night owls, I need your memes that make you feel stupid for even laughing them. Now!

Left, right or center. Things will never change if we can't stop hating each other for who someone voted for regardless of political affiliation. If we stop having the conversations and stop trying to see the others side and gaze upon the bigger picture, we're fucked.

Do you know how much shit would be in my pants if I ran into a Minotaur in the bathroom!?

Kinda miss being on the boat... 1. Work was just around the corner 2. Dropped 30lbs just doing my job 3. Smoke pit was always the place be (whether you smoked or not) 4. Ports were always fun (excluding hitting a port a second time) 5. Them deep talks on the flight deck

Unfortunately terrible at any other game.

I don't give two shits who you vote for, just vote.

Do y'all use pinch and roll or scratch it like you're trying to zoom in on a picture?