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love is real, that’s what i saw in david’s video. don’t draw the wrong message from it
xoxo somebody pass me the mayo
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i wonder if kyle is ever going to tell us what the fuck is up
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tattoos are great conversation starters which is why i regret getting any
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once i stop feeling like i’m dying it’s over for you hoes
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i’ve taken a picture with this guy 3 years in a row. i get to watch him grow up and he gets to see me fuck up my hair.
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how could a few guys make a decision for thousands of women? i wouldn’t even choose where to eat unless my girlfriend ultimately made the decision.
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i’ve seen a lot of people doing quarantine makeovers but nobody can touch mine
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im pretty negative but i did a lot this year
-posted hundreds of youtube videos
-started a merch company
-performed music live for the first time
-released a full album of songs
-announced my own tour
-bought my friend and my mom new cars
-was in davids vlog 45 seconds total
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how’d my dog grow so fast i got her like 5 minutes ago
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the hype house kids all totally missed the phase where you move to LA with no money and slum it in a really shitty apartment for a few years while you try and figure out if you can even make money on social media and skipped right to the mansion i feel bad :/
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today i was making a tik tok and at the end i jokingly threw my phone out of frustration. i made sure to throw it on the couch so the phone wouldn’t break. my plan worked, phone was totally fine. it did bounce off the couch and shatter my $3000 tv screen though.
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rip my instagram username vanilladingdong 😔 i will miss you. ps i’m sorry todd.
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being sad all the time isn’t so bad, keeps me grounded. can’t get a big head if i feel like a fuckin loser all the time! hahah
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why hasn’t lil pump changed his name to lil pumpkin for this month yet
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she looks so perfect by 5sos is the best song of 2018
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what incredible luck is it that i got up to go to the bathroom at the exact moment this photo was taken
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i’ve looked like at least 4 different people in the past 2 months
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i met someone the other day who recognized me and stopped to say hi. he didn’t want a picture or anything, he just asked if i was okay a few times. “no like, are you good? are you actually ok? alright cool nice to meet you” hahaha
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do you ever not like someone’s photo on instagram because you’re afraid the notification will remind them you exist and they’ll text you to ask if you want to hang out and it’s not that you don’t like the person but you don’t want to hangout and you don’t want to have to say no
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i’m gonna tell my kids i used to make vlogs with this guy
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rest in peace corey. i’ll miss always bumping into you. A kind, familiar face and such a comforting presence to be around.
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why do i feel like something is wrong when there is literally nothing wrong hahah what the fuck
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if you need money because of the coronavirus situation, reply with your venmo/cashapp. i’d like to give back to the people who have given so much to me.
i’ll match whatever i send to people who follow me with a donation to an organization that can help more
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we got kicked off of our flight to houston because david was filming a bit and zane asked a flight attendant if there was a doctor on the plane because he thought todd might have a medical emergency. i guess thinking someone might die on the flight freaked everyone out idk why
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new years resolution; text less in group chats so i don’t get my feelings hurt when nobody responds
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i like to think of david’s videos as the avengers and we all have our own series to go more in depth on our characters backstories. i’m ant man.
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how do i oversleep everyday and somehow still not get enough sleep
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shane's sociopath series got me flip flopping every 30 seconds from thinking i'm a sociopath to thinking i'm not hahaha
oh shit, that's me
phew, nevermind... that's me too
wait, dammit... meee lol
oh thank god nevermind again
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you know what’s actually kinda cool about anxiety? you can do the most bullshit thing and as long as you believe that thing helps you relax, it will lol. go ahead eat a pickle, put on fuzzy socks, count to 17, cry. you believe anxiety into your head you can believe it out.
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i’m so jealous of people who can just fall asleep like it’s nothing
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i stayed up till 3 am waiting for david to post because i wanted to see what clips he used about me breaking my leg and the video ended up being about ilya dislocating his shoulder
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y’all need to start liking my tweets. it’s not even funny at this point, it’s embarrassing. you CHOSE to follow me so it is your DUTY to like my tweets. understood? i expect EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU to start engaging with
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anyone else wake up feeling like shit for no apparent reason today
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i asked kristen if this was a good 2009 vs 2019 and she said he doesn’t look like me. lol it’s legit my senior pic, my name is on the picture, that’s me babe i just looked a lot different 10 years ago
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idk wanna hangout?
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david came over, went directly to todd’s room and got into bed with todd and corinna.
i’m in my room listening to him say “why are you guys making me feel like a third wheel?”
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no dad it’s not an april fools joke it really is my birthday why do you always do this
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why does it feel like it’s been tana’s birthday for like 3 months
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unpopular opinion:
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i offered kristen my last piece of sushi and she started crying because “it was so nice”
5 minutes later she goes, “oh i just started my period”
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i just got copyright claimed for using my own song in a youtube video things are going pretty well
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you ever wake up and check your phone and fuck up the rest of your nights sleep cuz i just woke up and checked for zane’s vlog and it’s not there and now i’m hungry and i can’t stop thinking about how i wore my apple watch to a medieval photo shoot
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kristen told me it is probably toxic for me to read mean comments all the time therefore i need everyone to be really nice to me from now on thank you
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i was just on facetime with todd and corinna and then corinna disappeared and it sounded like she started eating ramen noodles or something idk todd was acting kind of weird maybe he was upset she didn’t offer him any
or maybe
oh...
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i know coronavirus is scary and all but talk about a good excuse to stay home and do nothing
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“omg todd can i take a picture with you! i love you and corinna together”
todd: “thanks we just broke up”
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coffee works wonders for me.
feeling tired? drink some coffee.
BAM! Now you’re tired and anxious. absolute miracle worker.
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WHY CAN’T I SLEEP WHEN I WANT TO BUT WHEN I NEED TO BE AWAKE I AM ALWAYS SO FUCKING TIRED
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the coachella lineup really took me by surprise this year. i thought for sure they were going to ask me to perform my 3 amazing songs main stage but i regret to say that i will not be. i must apologize to my billions of fans who expected me to be there. i am so sorry.
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i get so annoyed when my girlfriend plays one direction
like honestly don’t put that shit on if you’re gonna get mad at me for singing along
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i was going to say THANK YOU FOR 3 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!! but then i posted a video and went back down to 2.9 million subscribers so THANK YOU FOR 2.9 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!
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i signed up for HBO to watch Game of Thrones which means paying a monthly fee of $15 for 8 years which means i spent $1440 watching Game of Thrones. nice!
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i’m gonna miss being young and rich, until next time halloween!!!!
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hairstylist: so what’re we doin today?
youtuber: anything that’ll get me views/likes
hairstylist: say no more fam
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i'm so bad at talking to people. i feel like while i'm listening to someone my brain is doing this unnecessary multitasking, trying to process what they're saying and overthinking how i'm going to respond ahead of time instead of just responding naturally.
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i want to do 12 days of dissmas and write diss tracks for my friends but i’m really bad at being mean
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what the fuck was wrong with me
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i just woke up and i already can’t wait for the day to be over
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in a car filled with kristens friends... radio comes on
girl 1: “ooo”
girl 2: “mhm”
girl 3: “yesssssss”
girl 4: “let’s go”
“THOUGHT I’D END UP WITH SEAAAAAN”
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i say “lit” sarcastically all the time but i have a feeling it doesn’t come off as sarcasm and i have just become exactly what i’m trying to make fun of
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yea you might think i’m boring but that’s because im too scared of looking stupid to have a personality
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it’s not pretty but i think this is my greatest accomplishment of the decade
fuck i can’t go into 2020 without learning the renegade first
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fuck i can’t go into 2020 without learning the renegade first
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i’m in the mood to say fuck you so i’m sorry but fuck you
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i called todd this morning to see if he wanted to go on a hike and guess what he was doing!?
he was hiking!
with someone else!
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music is so weird man, i can hate a song when i first hear it and then a few weeks later it’s somehow mY jAm
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all this time i thought i had a girlfriend but i just checked her likes and none of my tweets are there???
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“i like to take pictures of corinna sometimes, you know. just when i think she looks really pretty. the other day she had diarrhea and i took a picture of her on the toilet” - todd
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how come nobody told me my favorite teams were playing at the super bowl. jlo and shakira? are you kidding.
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if you think you’re unlucky my bracelet got caught in a railing post in the middle of an interview yesterday
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