Literal Larry
@ImLiteralLarry1
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I take everything literally. Parody Account.
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We are literally going to get as many brands/teams/streamers to reply to this tweet as possible.
Let’s create a super thread.
Everyone tag your favorite accounts!
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@AdamSchefter
No need to talk about his football struggles in the same post notifying us of this tragic news.
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TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!
All I want for my birthday is to see if we can get Literal Larry trending!
Reply to this tweet with “Literal Larry”and RT!
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@MrBeast
If I get 5,000 likes on this tweet then you need to invite me to your squid games!
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@kirawontmiss
They want his phone number because you’re not supposed to use Lyft for illegal activities.
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@RealSkipBayless
I’m here to inform you that Kevin Durant says he does not like you!
That and Ratio!
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1,000 RTs and I’ll fight Jake Paul.
Literal Larry vs. Jake Paul.
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@MeekMill
I have never tried to ratio someone because I usually think ratios are annoying, but on Vanessa’s behalf I have decided I’m going to successfully ratio you now.
Apologize.
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Soulja Boy once said “Kiss me thru the phone.”
What was he thinking? You can’t kiss someone through a phone.
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I’m going to tell my kids this was Albert Einstein.
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The Oscars don’t make any sense to me.
The Josh fight made sense to me because they were all named Josh.
These winners aren’t all named Oscar...
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@downbadpatrol
It appears this guy missed his final. You can’t get a C if you don’t take the test.
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@Kaughtin4k
She wonders why men don’t vent in one tweet, but then she provides a good reason for men not to vent in the other tweet.
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@SportsCenter
By this logic only politicians can talk about politics.
Meaning every other profession needs to just stick to talking about that profession.
You can’t just single out one profession and say that one needs to stay quiet on politics.
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We’re doing it again. Let’s make it even bigger!
SUPER THREAD!!!!!
We are literally going to get as many brands/teams/streamers to reply to this tweet as possible.
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Robin Hood steals from the rich and gives to the poor.
Robinhood takes from the poor and gives to the rich.
Know the difference.
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Today is the day,
@McDonalds
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We demand an apology!
We will RT this tweet until you do.
My followers will not stand for this disrespect.
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@SheriffAlert
That’s roughly the size of 3,000 lobsters if you were having a hard time visualizing the size of a large boulder.
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This video doesn’t make any sense to me!
She said, “Well, I made it,” but she literally didn’t.
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If someone ever says they’re going to steal your heart, back away slowly.
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@CorinnaKopf
You don’t need one, you want one. Needs are things you can’t live without like water.
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People on Twitter: “You should see her. She’s so bad.”
Me: “Do we need to alert the authorities?”
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I’m going to tell my kids this was Tom Holland and Zendaya!
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Good news.
I know now that Space Jam is not a song about space.
They really should’ve named the movie: “LeBron James Playing Basketball With Animated Characters”
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In honor of Twitter following Literal Larry, we are going to celebrate!
Let’s create a super thread!
We are literally going to get as many brands/teams/streamers to reply to this tweet as possible.
Everyone tag your favorite accounts!
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Always carry extra straws on you just in case your significant other yells, “This is the last straw!”
You can calm them down by showing them there’s more!
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@kiikazuu
There’s no correlation between that photo you took and being in a romantic relationship.
These people are casuals.
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“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.”
Not true. The nearest star to the moon is over 90 million miles away.
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If this is the end of Twitter then I just want to tell you all that I love you and thank you for everything.
You are my best friends and always will be!
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I want to thank you all SO much!
Let’s keep growing and making Twitter more literal together!
I said it with 5,000 followers, and I’ll say it again now. Please tag me if you ever see someone not being literal, and I’ll do my best to respond!
Our conversations are the best!
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Jay-Z once said he had 99 problems.
It begs the question: Did those problems ever get resolved?
That’s quite a few problems!
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I would rather be single on Valentine’s Day than taken.
I’ve seen a movie called Taken. You don’t want to be taken.
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Potato Head is not a real potato.
It’s plastic!
Spread the word.
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@downbadpatrol
It appears Abbi doesn’t want her and this guy to look like they’re in a romantic relationship.
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Someone told me that girlfriends like when you get the door for them.
Take that $1400 down to Lowe’s and buy her one!
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@LegionHoops
Anyone who is on fire is dangerous. Make sure to know the location your fire extinguishers.
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“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”
This is false. You can’t miss the shot if you do not attempt it.
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@downbadpatrol
It appears this man was rejected by Riley in front of his entire project group.
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They call New York City “The Big Apple.”
That’s wrong. New York City is a city, not a large fruit.
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Not everyone who wears the “Kiss me I’m Irish” shirt is actually Irish.
They’re just pretending to be Irish to get a kiss.
Ask them for their Ancestry results before kissing them!
Spread the word!
#StPatricksDay
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@JJWatt
The mitochondrion is a double membrane-bound organelle found in most eukaryotic organisms
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@notelitemilk
It depends on the task!
If I want a video game console then I’ll choose the PS5 but if I need help moving then I’ll choose you!
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