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Blogs at https://t.co/YvKx291Q6Z. Author of Wish I Was Here (Black Rose Writing, 2025). Jiu-Jitsu and Taekwondo practitioner. Self-defense teacher.

Joined September 2011
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Too awesome to eat!
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Full cover reveal! Coming December 2025 from Black Rose Writing. #writing @WritingComm #books.#bookcover #BookCommunity
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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Latest weird thing I've googled: what are manhole covers made of? What's your weirdest search? #author #WritingCommmunity
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If anyone is in the market for some males, I found a convenient sidewalk cart.
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It's so awesome, I'd kind of hate to eat it.
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2 months
Looks funny, but it’s no joke. 😁.
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A principal, a vice-principal, and a dean of students get into a car via @IlsaReyAuthor.
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⁦⁦@ImMCarvalho�� This made me think of you! #puns
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4 months
You can never have too many roses, right?
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5 months
Sunlight on a windy day danced through the window onto these roses. #roses #sunlight #Flowers
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6 months
So this weird, ironic thing happened to me the other night. Definitely an "I'm not crying. You're crying" sort of moment. #JiuJitsu #martialarts #girlpower
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6 months
That one time a year I get dolled up for a fundraiser.
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6 months
I held these on my lap on the way home from the store. Hubby, driving, said, "If I have to stop suddenly, instead of putting an arm out to protect you, I'll use it to protect the eggs." #TrueLove
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This sock has a hole, and you know what they say about snitches. (They get stitches.)
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8 months
This is the most difficult text I've ever sent my husband. "Honey, I love you. But, I'm so sorry. I couldn't stand it any longer. I. I opened the chocolate box without you." #Marriage
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8 months
I love the way the light is hitting this.
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Book 1, Wish I Was Here, has found a home @brwpublisher, so it's time to get back to Book 2, Wish You Were Here. This meme gets me. #writing #writingcomunity
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9 months
Me to my 7-y-o son this morning: Good morning, Joe. I love you. Him: Hi. Me: Don't you mean, good morning, Mommy. I love you? .Him: I don't think so. 😆 I can't imagine where he learned sarcasm.
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Convo with the hubs after I did something dumb and he made a joke about it. Me: Please keep this sense of humor when I'm 70 and have completely lost my mind. Him: I'll always love you. Me: Even if I murder someone? Him: Especially then. It will be another thing we have in common.
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