Chris Koch
@IfICan79
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Born missing arms and legs. #Motivational #Speaker #Canadian #farmer. Love my family & friends. #Comedian #Flames #BlueJays #Longboard #traveller #ifican
Nanton and Calgary, Alberta.
Joined October 2010
I was the #keynote #speaker for #NewYork #FFA this week. Because of #COVID19, I had to do the #presentation via #Zoom and I decided to do it from the @JohnDeere #tractor. Here’s the presentation... enjoy. #ifican
https://t.co/nYH3O7wVqi
@FarmJournal @NationalFFA @ModFarm #farm
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Yesterday, my nephew Brayden completed the 8K of the Philadelphia Marathon in 42:59. That put him 21st out of 118 runners. UNACCEPTABLE! 😉 I’m damn proud of him. He wanted to finish under 50 mins and he crushed that goal. I was JUST behind him, struggling to keep up. #ifican
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Last night at @DakotaDunesRSRT was a blast! Thank you @Bayer4Crops for the opportunity to team up with Saskatchewans’s finest, @QuickDickMcDick. For everyone back home in Nanton. I get to let the cat out of the bag… he’ll be coming to town for a show on February 13th.🍻
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You can rest assured, knowing that tomorrow evening’s @Bayer4CropsCA event in Saskatchewan, will be a boring affair? Am I right, or am I right @QuickDickMcDick? 😉
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The story of the last time I hung out with Jane Goodall. ❤️ Every memory I have with Jane, her assistant, Susana, was there too. So, it was only fitting that we toast Jane over a glass of whiskey in a cheap plastic cup, after her memorial service in Washington DC, last night.🥃
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“I SOLD MY ARMS & LEGS FOR JAYS TIX. BUT ALL I GOT WAS THIS SHIRT!” A few buddies and I had flights & hotel rooms booked, but weren’t able to get a hold of any tix. The resale prices were going to cost way more than just an arm and a leg… little too steep for this guy. #ifican
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For the last 3 years, I’ve been operating Case combines, but was back on a @JohnDeere a few days ago when I visited my friend’s farm and distillery (Whiskey Acres) in DeKalb, IL. I’m not saying that I love JD the best, but I’m not NOT saying that I love JD the best. 😉 #ifican
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On Sunday, I completed the Chicago Marathon in 4:16:28. 🛹 My goal is to encourage others, able-bodied or otherwise, that completing marathons is definitely within the realm of possibility. Next up in 2025… Philly (half) and Singapore (full). #ifican
https://t.co/kcXNbXE7L5
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I’m speaking in Bucharest, Romania at the Parliamentary Building. It’s the 2nd largest administrative building in the world, build during the time of former Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceaușescu. I took the opportunity to wear my hometown Nanton Palomino‘s hockey jersey. #ifican
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That’s a wrap for #Harvest2025… for me. A little over 250 hours on the combine in just over a month… now it’s time to hit the road for presentations around Canada, United States and Romania throughout the month of October. #ifican
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I’m not outstanding in my field. 😉 #FridayFunny… “If you can’t laugh at life, what can you laugh at?” I hope you had a little chuckle this morning and have a fantastic weekend. #ifican
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My favourite part of farming is, without a doubt, having my nephews and nieces come out and ride around on the combines and tractors and eventually teaching them how to operate the farm equipment. Just like my grandpa did many many many MANY years ago. 😉😊 #ifican
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Thanks to my cousin Tarah and her fella, Mark, the world can know exactly how hard I work when I’m farming. hahaha In my defense, we were waiting for the wheat we were harvesting to be dry enough to combine. I’m also kind of an ugly sleeper, as you can see. 😂 #ifican
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Harvest 2025 was a little later getting here but I’m back in the combine and I couldn’t be happier. I absolutely LOVE being on the farm and my level of happiness increases exponentially when I’m out in the field. Here’s to a great harvest!!! 🍻 #ifican Blue Jays/Mets WS!! ⚾��🤞🏻
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