Stretchen Wieners
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Realized I don’t have a pinned tweet so if u need a reminder just reply to this I got u
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“Reminder to download books on your kindles and tablets for offline reading” Offline reading? U mean a fucking book?
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I thought this said SahBabii LMAO
Los indios creen que este chico de 15 años es la reencarnación de Sai Baba un Dios que murió hace 15 años y dijo que volvería…
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Uber just scooped me banging out some Luther Vandross with the craziest Jamaican DJ patois adlibs every 10 seconds HUMP RRRRUN IT! MASSI MI GAD!
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Neighbor throws out a different cat tree that looks just like this every week. Fuck are they doing? Farming jaguars??
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This is kinda embarrassing to ask but at what age does the soft spot on your skull grow back??
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Uber driver asked me if I spoke Spanish so I said yes, conversed for maybe about a minute and he just switched back to English. I didn’t say I was fluent damn
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Brodie I would assume u work here for 40 hours a week and u never noticed the camera trained directly at your and my face?
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Love that they put those little buttons to rate employee interactions with DMV clerks within their field of view bc I just gave this bull a 2 and he flipped me off “have a wonderful fucking day” I will! LOL!
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I love tiktok shop sm I don’t care I just bought a solar powered outside cat shelter while my electric water flosser charges on my nightstand that has a built in power strip
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Bought a pair of maternity sweats and downloaded the Qu’ran to my iPhone yesterday I’ve been on a chill vibe lately
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Showed my Ethiopian coworker this picture of a beaver, an animal he was unfamiliar with “Oh! It’s a bear?”
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Try telling me I can’t tame the neighborhood ferals. This is Baby Frog
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Boy who finished his dinner hours ago finds lingering aroma attached to wall
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