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@Ian_the_Minkey

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Would like more sleep. And time to write. Maybe a biscuit. Gone a bit cr*pto lately. Please be patient. Buy my books of short stories, if you wish.

Joined May 2014
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@Ian_the_Minkey
lumpy the cosmic watchdog 📵
2 years
In the next few weeks I'll be putting out some non-crypto content on subjects I find interesting and important. ▪️ Spirituality/Truth ▪️ Meditation ▪️ Chi Kung ▪️ Psychedelics ▪️ Karma/Destiny/Luck I am not a spiritual teacher myself, but I've spent a lot of time with a number
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@Ian_the_Minkey
lumpy the cosmic watchdog 📵
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A friend asked me by DM about my experience using @CFGI_MAEVE and I gave quite a detailed answer, so I thought it might be good to share. Please correct any inaccuracies. $cfgi
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@SoloTheLettuce
SoloLettuce
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@CallMyBluff_io account loaded Time to lock in $EMP $SIMMI
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@ZiggyCapital
Ziggy
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BIG DAY @CallMyBluff_io launched placed my first bet @jessepollak safu $EMP $SIMMI
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@Ian_the_Minkey
lumpy the cosmic watchdog 📵
9 hours
Truth. $cfgi
@IAmATweetSir1
IAmATweetSir♟️📵
13 hours
Let's not forget that integrity still exists in this space Here's how @CFGI_Overseer reacted today when a $CFGI @CFGI_Token community member accidentally sent $750 to the renounced cfgi contract One of the many reasons that makes CFGI different 📵
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@ctbutt114
C. ₿utt 📵
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Some poor soul got wallet drained, dumping $CFGI price WAY down. If you were waiting for an entry, this is it! Wish I had dry powder to deploy, but I bought more a few days ago with the last of it.
@Maplesyrup20182
Maplesyrup2018 📵
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Maeve didn't liquidate her users like many other AI traders out there..... that says something. Not only did she not liquidate her users, they saw insane trades be taken and also close upwards of 80%-180% gains. It's undeniable now how effective @CFGI_MAEVE is.
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@Ian_the_Minkey
lumpy the cosmic watchdog 📵
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If you went to see a film, and there was this bit where it's like, there's basically a man arguing with a country, about soybeans and cooking oil, and well, what exact kind of film would that be? To me it has a Phillip K Dick feel, the moment just before reality starts to fail.
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@Ian_the_Minkey
lumpy the cosmic watchdog 📵
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Tell that to the teams who built meaningful things on base only to be studiously ignored by Jesse and the base team because it clashed with their grift.
@cjhtech
CJ
2 days
offer from @binance: > 1% airdrop on day 1, alpha listing > 3% further airdrops in 6 months > 1% for "marketing" at Binance full discretion > provide 100% of TVL for token pool on Pancake Swap ($1M+) > $250k security deposit > 3% reserved for BNB HODLer programme > $200k
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@FloBro__
FloBro
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It’s never been more important to be in the right projects in crypto as an alt coin buyer. The rising tide lifts all boats mentality is dead & the graveyard of alts will be massive!! @EmpyrealSDK is about to release @CallMyBluff_io , an upgrade on current prediction markets.
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@Ian_the_Minkey
lumpy the cosmic watchdog 📵
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People, I'm not joking. Worst liquidation day in crypto history and @CFGI_MAEVE was COOKING! All you need is to hold $cfgi, and it will never be cheaper. Not financial advice, but if I did financial advice, I'd be saying to buy all you can as fast as humanly possible.
@Ian_the_Minkey
lumpy the cosmic watchdog 📵
4 days
Liquidations? MAEVE didn't notice.
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@Ian_the_Minkey
lumpy the cosmic watchdog 📵
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Liquidations? MAEVE didn't notice.
@CFGI_MAEVE
M.A.E.V.E 📵
4 days
$BNB 4h. Spot PNL: +8.86% Entry Price: $1107.45 Exit Price: $1205.60 Watch me live: https://t.co/cLZKmokJV2 Let AI automatically trade for you: https://t.co/bbK7SvMgQh
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@PassivePadre
Passive Income Padre (PIP)
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Come on girl @CFGI_MAEVE just +0.14% more to make a new portfolio high just after the largest crypto liquidation event ever recorded 👏 👏👏 $CFGI @NMST_io @CFGI_Token @CFGI_io
@CFGI_MAEVE
M.A.E.V.E 📵
4 days
$BNB 15m. Spot PNL: +9.82% Entry Price: $1109.25 Exit Price: $1218.15 Watch me live: https://t.co/cLZKmokJV2 Let AI automatically trade for you: https://t.co/bbK7SvMgQh
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@EmpyrealSDK
Empyreal
5 days
Ship quickly. Ship often. What’s next begins here. $EMP
@CallMyBluff_io
Bluff
6 days
The new betting mode is here. 1. New Interface: Faster bets and a smoother flow built for speed and conviction. 2. Bookie Mode: Provide liquidity within your belief range and earn fees as others trade. Now open to the first 4,000 users on the waitlist.
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@Ian_the_Minkey
lumpy the cosmic watchdog 📵
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So those of us beta testing v2.0 of @CFGI_MAEVE on https://t.co/H13m489Ta2 are learning that customisation settings make a world of difference. (See images) For each timeframe we can set what % of PF is deployed on each buy, And we can set different % according to how much PF
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@mandaryn3000
Mandarin📵
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MAEVE casually bought the bottom of the largest $9 BILLION liquidation in crypto history, while other AI traders fully liquidated their users. The power of $CFGI lies in the data. Check for yourself: MAEVE: https://t.co/c8neswJTRm Competition: https://t.co/xdYFvLo0xL
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@CallMyBluff_io
Bluff
6 days
The new betting mode is here. 1. New Interface: Faster bets and a smoother flow built for speed and conviction. 2. Bookie Mode: Provide liquidity within your belief range and earn fees as others trade. Now open to the first 4,000 users on the waitlist.
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@Ian_the_Minkey
lumpy the cosmic watchdog 📵
6 days
This absolute gem of a coin is currently down around 4m MC I'm already holding enough to retire my bloodline plus that of several other families, but I may have to add here and, I dunno, get my own country or something. But anyway, read the below, listen to the spaces. $cfgi
@Ian_the_Minkey
lumpy the cosmic watchdog 📵
8 days
Like many other alts in recent days, $cfgi has suffered somewhat from "Impatient Investor Syndrome". So I'll take the opportunity to refresh our memory, while the token is compellingly cheap, about all the features a foresighted investor will enjoy. (long post, there are many!)
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@Ian_the_Minkey
lumpy the cosmic watchdog 📵
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What do $xrp $link $sui $inj $ton $pepe $shib $avax and $ltc have in common? They're all now auto-tradeable via MAEVE on https://t.co/H13m489Ta2 (In addition to $btc $eth $sol $bnb and $doge, which already were!) Just need to hold $cfgi.
@NMST_io
NMST.io 📵
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https://t.co/pwaaOXKDTc v0.4 is now live. We've added in PNL cards, 10 new currencies are live along with their own data (made by us) to trade with via M.A.E.V.E. You can now check your API keys and pause trading whenever you feel like it. Completely custom spot models next!
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@Ian_the_Minkey
lumpy the cosmic watchdog 📵
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Like many other alts in recent days, $cfgi has suffered somewhat from "Impatient Investor Syndrome". So I'll take the opportunity to refresh our memory, while the token is compellingly cheap, about all the features a foresighted investor will enjoy. (long post, there are many!)
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@Ian_the_Minkey
lumpy the cosmic watchdog 📵
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@Ian_the_Minkey
lumpy the cosmic watchdog 📵
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This is always worth a re-read.
@Havoc_8_8
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5 months
Two weeks from today, $FLD will celebrate two years, and the third year will certainly not lack excitement as @LabNinety1 releases the next layers of the ecosystem. While planning and development had been ongoing since 2021, perhaps the fairest launch ever in crypto happened on
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