Come on @benstokes38, give someone else a chance! Not the oz, of course, but…! #Ashes2025 #EngvAus

TIL the It (1990) cinematic universe now has seven entries; Takes Two (1995), the reboot (2017), Follows (2017) Chapter Two (2019), Begins (2022), Ends (2025). Many don’t consider Bring It On (2000) and the ITalian Job (2003) true sequels.

Possible children naming conventions to use if you want them to have the same name as you, but don’t want to use “Jr”: Ian Russell: Part II Ian Russell Too 2Ian 2Russell

No need to watch the next two days of finals, @LEC caster pun of the year has already been won and it goes to @Medic “He’s Oscar-winning this game.” GG @OscarininXD

There are so many TV channels in the UK on services like Sky and Freeview - do they only exist because the provider must have xy channels? Can I recommend a channel called Groundhog Day, in which the same time loop movies are put on each day, at the same time, every day, forever?

How come there is a European half and a ‘rest of the world’ half of the #WRWC2025 knockout draw?

… so FNC on two wins is already qualifies for playoffs!

The two @LEC summer groups is a fun new addition to the format, but it feels crazy how quickly things can be decided. If G2 win this current game, then one of TH and SK (both now on 0-2) can have a maximum score of 1-3 (they can’t both improve to 2-2: they must play each other)…

@sammathews We even tried to get leaks of tomorrow’s big announcement, and they didn’t let anything slip.

Mariya and Rayan looked after us very well. My wife just emailed in and said “Ian’s a fan, and we’d love to visit,” and the team were so keen to help and get it all organised @sammathews

Many thanks @FNATIC for a great tour of the London HQ today!

Dubai: we must become the tourist capital of the world. Largest building, islands shaped like countries, Bugattis everywhere. Gen Alpha: ooh, they make that new Pistachio chocolate that I can get in Lidl.

“You love the number four so much, why don’t you marry it?” Line of the year @HystericsCasts @LEC

A seven-way tie for first is also possible: FNC, KC, MKOI, BDS, TH, and a couple of different combos of G2, VIT, and SK.

…if the next twelve games in order are won by: FNC RGE GX VIT TH MKOI SK VIT VIT KC TH MKOI.

Pride can catch fate later. Crazy moment, deadly impact. Smarty, think about zero damage. Lucid spark means courage. Stay alive, behind rich. Joker caught fled black sheep.

If there was an Instagroom, would it be (a) a Social Media savvy quick dog cleaning service, (b) a speedy dating app for spinsters, (c) a clothes hire service for betrothed men?

Dear people giving advice: Comments like “Don’t underbake”, or “Make sure not to leave in the sunlight too long” are about as unhelpful as it is possible to be. How long should it be in the sun. Give me the correct number of hours/minutes.

What’s that Radiohead song, that goes “cos I’m asleep…”?

Do pet shop owners die, or do they just mysteriously turn up one day looking slightly different, but it’s definitely the same pet shop owner - mummy and daddy didn’t replace them with a new one while I was at school?