The last time I drove out with a dog, sadly I brought the car back empty. Today I took the car out empty and brought back a dog. Miss you for ever Roxy; and Ruby, welcome to your new home 😍

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Sam Allardyce has now been appointed as the President of Venezuela until the end of the season.

This 👇

Sack him this week.

Hell of a goal 🙌

🎶 Simply, have had, a wonderful Christmastime 🎶

There it is, last 10 minutes 🙌

Not only did PM Starmer claim credit for the fall in inflation and the stock market rally in his interview with BBC'S Laura Kuenssberg, but he also had the temerity to try and hang the banking crisis on the previous government, when it happened under Labour's rule! Staggering!

⁦⁦@princessmacd⁩ ⁦@exiled_royal⁩ Heading for a six there as well! Worgle 1454 5/6 🟡🟡⚪⚪⚪⚪ ⚪🟡🟡🟡🟡⚪ 🟢🟢🟡🟡⚪🟡 🟢🟢🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢

⁦@princessmacd⁩ ⁦@exiled_royal⁩ ⁦@BelfastBiscuit⁩ @smelly1871 Errrrrrr…! Wordle 1,660 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Pretty much one way traffic. Well in @LukeTheNuke180 🎯

Hi @Keir_Starmer, why do you think you’re such a hit at the darts? They sing your name at every game 🎯

🐝🎯

Sadiq Khan celebrating mid table mediocrity.

As the legacy media and left-wing politicians condemn the arrest of Maduro, this is how ALL of Venezuela feels…

⁦@princessmacd⁩ ⁦@exiled_royal⁩ Two rogue lines this time, three and four, then bingo! Definitely the way forward 😂 Worgle 1453 5/6 🟡⚪⚪🟢⚪⚪ ⚪⚪⚪⚪🟡⚪ ⚪⚪🟡⚪🟡🟡 🟢⚪⚪🟢🟢🟡 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢

⁦@princessmacd⁩ ⁦@exiled_royal⁩ ⁦@BelfastBiscuit⁩ @smelly1871 Haha, going completely rogue on line four literally handed me the missing letters, one in the right place! Wordle 1,659 5/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

BBC Verify call the uprising in Iran “cost of living protests”. I swear a circle of Hell is reserved for those “journalists”. Over 50 Iranian women have been hanged by the mullahs in the past year. Women. Hanged. Verify that.

Well done for picking out the Dutch bar, full of Dutch people 🙄

What. A. Match. 🎯

This set in the darts: I can’t spake, I can’t spake! 🐟🐟🐟🎯