I have waited so long for Kenya and Tanzania to undergo strained relationships just so I can finally tweet UHURU awachana na POMBE!!

Here we go again.

You would have to be a different breed of stupid to beat up the offspring of a man like Mike Sonko. I don't see any other explanation around it.

Babu Owino today he's just as fit to be ODM party leader. But he also said something that many people might have missed. When Edwin Sifuna attempted to cut him off, he said: "Ngoja tu kidogo SG, hii ni mara yangu ya mwisho...najua hawa wadosi hawatawai nipatie hii ruhusa tena..."

I watched Governor Abdulswamad Sheriff Nassir purporting to lecture SC James Orengo today about the history of the ODM party and just laughed. Umejifunza ndondi leo, unataka kupigana na Mike Tyson?

Masauti and Arrow Bwoy have a new song out titled 'Kilimani' in which the chorus goes: "Ukinikosa kejani, utanipata Kilimani / Big baller niko fullu money, utanipata Kilimani..." Madness is shooting the video at Club Covo in Kahawa Wendani.

I will support whatever direction James Orengo takes on national/ODM politics. Man has been speaking my language for a minute, even at Baba's funeral. But as far as Siaya governorship is concerned, I'm afraid he has to go. Those two things are mutually exclusive.

In his Netflix documentary, Charlie Sheen puts across a very important point. Everyday we're taught to try over and over again when we fail, but what if you actually succeed at the first attempt? Nobody teaches us what to do with overnight success. Case in point.

These people will now use Raila Odinga's name for any and all manners of nonsense.

Her very well-to-do family background notwithstanding, Chanelle Kittony is a stunningly beautiful woman, and a seemingly gentle one as well. Senator Allan Chesang has married well. Whichever way you look at it.

Edwin Sifuna has been clear on his personal views on the broad-based arrangement, vis-a-vis his responsibility to the same as ODM SG. Consistently, even in front Raila. Five minutes of knowing Raila, three minutes into the party and Kasmuel now thinks he can lecture Sifuna?

3. There is no forum where Luo kingpins are elected. Nobody can be elected to that position. The next Luo kingpin will just emerge out of nowhere like a mushroom. But it will not be someone from Raila Odinga's age group. It should preferably be from the new crop of young leaders.

2. There is nothing SG Edwin Sifuna has done to warrant his removal from the party. If he goes overboard, he will be disciplined like children usually are in traditional households, but will not be kicked out for speaking his mind.

I watched Dr. Oburu Oginga on Ramogi TV last night and he's surprisingly a calm and well-reasoned chap. A few things he said: 1. Babu Owino will get the ODM ticket for the Nairobi race if he wins nominations. He is looking for Babu to try to convince him not to leave the party.

Tribute songs are pouring in from all over the world, jncluding Fally Ipupa in Congo, but Emma Jalamo - who was Raila Odinga's favourite Ohangla musician - is still silent. Issorait!

One of the things that bothers me the most, is when people can't directly mention the Luo tribe, so they refer to us as "they" and "them" and "their" like LGBTQ. What's crazier is that this was propagated by Ruto, but Luo leaders have said we're in sirkal so we shouldn't worry

Linus Kaikai is a historian. And a damn fine storyteller. My hat is titled. Raila Odinga's story has been told by some of the finest, and SK Macharia did him justice. I hope he rests knowing that.

Raila Odinga and James Orengo fought for Luo kingship terribly. One person won, and when all was said and done, they remained homeboys. Ajim toke tek!!

ODM party should follow Edwin Sifuna. But, being the leadership what it is, we know they will kick him out in a couple of months. Still, Sifuna must continue being who he is: man a bad man!

When Raila Odinga was leaving ODM temporarily to go vie for the AUC seat, he left the party leadership to Prof. Anyang' Nyong'o. Why would the party, in his death, pretend to install Dr. Oburu Oginga as party leader? Sasa wanamjua kuliko ndugu yake? Hawa watu wameanza mchezo.

I'm a very big proponent of the idea that a person should - and must - keep quiet if they do not have anything concrete to say. Kenyans know why Raila Odinga never became President, kwesons mofuwo gi dhii ipenj meru.