Sokhela saMaDawu
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When I DM you, don't check my profile picture, just reply🤷🏾♀️, I've already checked yours, you're my type🤷🏾♀️, don't waste time😌
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I was so ugly in primary, I made a boy cry coz they said I was his wife🥺
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A friend of mine got raped by her boyfriend when she went to a sleepover at his place while having told her parents she was at my place. She's depressed and the parents are asking me what happened when she was here. How do I approach this? Please help😪
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Asi varume, I have a kwesheni.
Do y'all really enjoy being intimate with multiple women or ingoriwo pressure zvayo🤔
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Ini hangu I'd never shoot my shot asi ukaona ndakutarisa soo, Ndatopedza 😌🤷🏾♀️
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For Men
If you want to control your destiny in life, learn to control your sexual appetite.
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To everyone who always reacts to my tweets, I'd like to ask.... Please What are we??🤔
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Hanzi if you see a Christian posting "no one is perfect," just know flesh has done it again 😂😂😂😂
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How do men REALLY feel about being pursued or asked out by a woman?🤔
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Veduwe, please help me. How do you scare someone who owes you into paying you shuwa. Ndatambura guys😥😥😥
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Don’t marry a passenger. Don’t marry somebody who has nothing to lose. Once you get a puncture along the way, a passenger will get the next moving car and make you the topic.
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Anyone still remembers Charamba's song; "Ishe Jesu baba, musikana wangu baba, wandichazowana baba, nditungamireiwo Ishe...?" 🤔
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"asi unotya kuzvisungirira?" Anodaro zvake social worker uchimuudza nhamo dzako🤭
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@chidocynthia
Ini ndakatombonzi,"ndinemkadzi nevana kumba vandinodisisa, I'm just looking for someone to spend my money on and you look like you are hungry." Chokwadi nzara ndayiinzwa hangu but I was offended 🤦🏾♀️
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Dear men, I have another question.
Would you be okay with your woman using items that her ex bought for her while they were still dating? 🤔
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Hanzi inakidze fon call yako nabae kusvika wapuruzira dzoro rababa vako uchiti "unofanirwa kunogerwa iwe mangwana" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Unotonzwa munhu achiti "ko unevana 2?"Kasi vana yave criminal record here? 🤷🏾♀️
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The shocking realization I had yesterday that so many of our mothers, sisters, aunties and grandmothers carry some unfathomable grief of experiences they've had to the grave because of people who make it impossible to speak out and get help. People who bully victims to silence.
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To Him who created sleep but never sleeps, I lay my head to rest knowing you watch over me😊
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@_IamThabiso
Your dad and my mom are siblings.
I would sell nzungu during holidays and semester breaks ndotemga live chicken nemari yacho, dzaindaizouraya ndogadzira and sell again to get tuck money for the following semester
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Girlfriend allowance for what?🤷🏾♀️ Did he employ you or did he just propose and you agreed. See your life,,,Mtcheeewwww
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Dear future hubby, I'm just saying...ngiready babakhe🙈. Ngizokulwela impi zakho, ngilwele nanawe futhi, izvi zvekubika nekuwacha zvinhu zvidikisa, it goes without saying 🙈🙈🙈 ndaakutoda zvejambanja chaizvo😅
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These streets have some really good people. I appreciate y'all😊🤗
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@Teeros
@DillenMasawi
😂😂😂 It's the ones driving for me. I used to be so annoyed then I did some self introspection and realized that, I don't have a car that's why they bother me so much.
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Told my mom kuti vasa expecta mkwasha coz ndiri smallhouse. It was supposed to be a prank but now she's locked herself in her room and she won't stop praying 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️ Please help.
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Complete the sentence.
"I am at a point in my life where..." 🤔
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I'm tayad of pretending. Am I the only one who finds it easy to go through 8 slices of bread at one go without breaking a sweat? 🤔🥺
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Dear future husband :
You don't have to have a whole lot of money,
You just have to have the ability to handle money😘
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Saka those people who tweet kuti "I got the job," why musingatiudzi kana rapera?🤷🏾♀️ Ndasangana ne umwe ku interview.
Anyway, I got the job😌
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Munhu wako kana vachimubvunza kumba kwavo kuti achachata riini anoti "kana ndawana munhu ari right" 😂🙌🏾
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@dannyduster22
@hatiperi_wacho
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Musamhanyira kupa vaskana mari kumba vabereki vasina. Women come and go, but a parental blessing has no equivalent
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Wakambo forca relationship, kufosa chaiko kusvika momz ve "boyfriend" yako vati "mmmm askana murikumira mira, shuwa imba ndeyekurwira semunhukadzi."🤦🏾♀️
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"All men are the same," says a girl who's not attracted to you because you're nothing like the guys she says you're like.😑😑
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Hanzi the only thing stopping the Stingy Men Association from being legally registered is the Registration fee 😂😂😂
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Ukaona a man who doesn't just dash you money and flaunt his cash in your face, but shows you and helps you make your own. Amana ka... Yekupiwa hainake. Don't just give me money, show me how to make it
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Zvikafamba mushe ka, ndogona kutongoroorwa soon soon😊😂
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Pane dzimwe nhema dzingori necessary asi. Even if your ex is prettier than me, unondiudzirei izvozvo🤷🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
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The gospel is that God became man in Jesus Christ. He lived a life we couldn't live, died a death we should've died proving that we need to be saved, and there's a savior.
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Don't let loneliness kill you, I do part time dating. I date you till you find your soulmate😌
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My fon finally succumbed to internal injuries after having served me for 2 years! Being dropped almost every week. May my next relationship be as strong as my fon.
RIP Lucy😢
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The best part about living alone... Knowing kuti nyama yese irimupoto ndeyako😋
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I wanted to post a picture of me and my mom and caption it "thank you momma for the 9 months you carried me," then I remembered that I'm a premature baby🤦🏾♀️
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I'm single and the government is doing nothing about it🤦🏾♀️
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Baby please ndokumbirawo ucommente, vanhu varikuti ndiri single😩
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But why do women always act surprised when he goes down on one knee to propose like y'all weren't expecting it....smh🤦🏾♀️
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Hanzi if you ask your boyfriend for R1000 and he gives you his card and tells you to go withdraw and before withdrawing you check his balance and notice that he has R1100 in his account. What do you do?
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Rolled over to cuddle. Forgot I was single, fell off the bed🤦🏾♀️
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Playing around in the kitchen on a weekend is my kinda weekend vibez 😋
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It might seem like God is slow in how he operates with us, but that's just because He is timeless 🙌🏾
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Hanzi "I am from a poor background" ends at 30, after that, you are the background 🤭
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Back in boarding school I used to have an underrated talent. For entertainment, I would narrate a whole movie from start to finish without missing any details🥺
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You're not just choosing a partner, but an example for your kids also.
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There is NO SUCH THING as casual sex🙅🏾♀️. Every contact is a CONTRACT!
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Job interviews will have you saying "I've always wanted to be a part of this amazing brand and company since I was a child!" talking about a company that started 4 years ago.
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I don’t have an ex that has gotten married yet 😂 maybe they think I’m still coming back 😂 chatai guys, handisi kudzoka😌
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Have you ever experienced a situation that convinced you indeed God is a restorer of everything lost, stolen, damaged/broken? 🤔
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Wherever my husband is, may he remain boneless until he realizes that I am the only bone of his bone😌🙌🏾
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I'm not saying I deserve hangu but guys, ahhh yatova vale yechi 5 ka iyi pasina chero...🥺
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Let's face it, life would be mad boring without men! 🤭
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Pane vamwe vana vekuti haunyari navo soo, vanotsveteka pamaTL and you feel no need to keep your options open. 😂😂😂 usazvizama kana usiri sure newako😂😂😂
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When it comes to food, I don't play🤭.
I be feeding my cravings 24/7/365😊
Also, I couldn't survive without spinach😋
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Ours is a generation that wants just enough Jesus to reserve a seat in Heaven but not enough Jesus to lose their seat in the world!
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Are we ready to talk about and appreciate men who break their backs every single day to meet standards and bars set by society for what men are and aren't supposed to be.👏🏾 Scratch that, ready or not, this is a conversation worth having. I, Liandra Sibanda said it😌.
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Ko varipiko vakomana vatainzi tisiyane navo tichiri kuchikoro tozovaona tapedza..
Hezvino ndanzwa nekungo liker nekuretweeta
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Don't ever justify why you did something wrong. If you attempt to justify it, then you're not sorry you did it.
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You can't disappoint a woman multiple times and still expect her energy to crave you
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That moment when you get home from a long day and unhook your bra😩
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If the beard don't connect, we will reject 😌
Come fight😏
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Small gestures that mean a lot to me:
1. Buying me G Wagon😌
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If you remember this song and you're not yet married, mmmmmm 😏😏😏😏😏 guyz, ngatiitei serious nelife iyi🙈
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Do you think your faith in God will be enough to keep you faithful in your relationship or marriage?🤔
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The hate and envy among Zimbabweans, iiiii ndatya hangu😢
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but write down your vision!
Personal testimony...A couple of years back, I dropped my studies at varsity due to arrears. I went back home and for an entire year I was plagued with depression and anxiety coz imagine your parents waking up to..
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Our greatest problem is not satan or sin. Our greatest problem is lack of knowledge
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Hmmm I think dating a middle child is the only dating that makes sense. Ma first nema last born ndaabho🤦🏾♀️🙅🏾♀️
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Good morning to my husband😊. Vamwe vese, munoda kuzomuka kana jongwe rakukura here? 😂
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Saka vamwe mangwana vanenge vachitotanga kucelebreta ma anniversary😌. Anyway, regai ndidye sadza richirikupisa😌
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Hanzi somewhere in Zimbabwe 10 girls are waiting for the same guy to come from diaspora this December 😏😌
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Having self control in a season when everything is out of control is a gamechanger 🤞🏾
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How do you say, "handibike zvinoshata nekuti handidye zvinoshata" in English 🤔
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