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English Teacher, Humanities Professor, Dad of Many, A Useful Idiot, Humbled By The Void - He/Him/Y’all

Houston, TX
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ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀɪᴄᴇ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ/ʏ’ᴀʟʟ)
7 months
RT @IQuitWriting: THE CARS ON FIRE & THERES NO DRIVER AT THE WHEEL & THE SEWERS ARE ALL MUDDLED WITH A THOUSAND LONELY SUICIDES & THE DARK….
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ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀɪᴄᴇ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ/ʏ’ᴀʟʟ)
10 months
Is there a Venn Diagram for people who are aware of Texas High School Homecoming Culture and the films of A24? Because:. Mumsommar.
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ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀɪᴄᴇ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ/ʏ’ᴀʟʟ)
11 months
RT @IQuitWriting: The ‘AR’ in ‘AR-15’ doesn’t stand for ‘assault rifle’, it stands for ‘ARe you sure you need a fucking gun like this?! It’….
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ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀɪᴄᴇ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ/ʏ’ᴀʟʟ)
11 months
I’m super excited for Oasis fans, but let’s not forget everyone that was excited to see the Fugees in 2022. And in 2024. Oasis feels, I don’t know, similar? Let’s guard our hearts, gentle ones.
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ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀɪᴄᴇ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ/ʏ’ᴀʟʟ)
1 year
I made this in October 2020. It’s less funny now, but way more accurate.
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ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀɪᴄᴇ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ/ʏ’ᴀʟʟ)
1 year
One skill I have improved Post-Beryl is that I can now piss in the dark with a 63% to 82% rate of accuracy. Pissing standing up, however, the percentage is considerably lower.
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ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀɪᴄᴇ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ/ʏ’ᴀʟʟ)
1 year
I don’t know about you, but I really feel let down the latest Cicada Horde. Orcas can only do so much.
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ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀɪᴄᴇ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ/ʏ’ᴀʟʟ)
1 year
Dads: they’re good and/or bad, right?!.
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ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀɪᴄᴇ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ/ʏ’ᴀʟʟ)
1 year
Let me say this real quick then I’ll go: .DAVID FOSTER EILISH. Thank you, sorry.
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ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀɪᴄᴇ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ/ʏ’ᴀʟʟ)
1 year
I mean, the eclipse was nice, but it felt more like Celestial Drama and I should’ve really been minding my own business.
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ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀɪᴄᴇ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ/ʏ’ᴀʟʟ)
1 year
I know I should’ve caught on sooner because we all know fascists prefer Pepsi. Honest mistake on my part.
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ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀɪᴄᴇ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ/ʏ’ᴀʟʟ)
1 year
I almost complimented a man’s “Share a Round with Antifa” shirt. HEAR ME OUT. It was a Coca-Cola parody, so I thought it meant “Have a Coke with Antifa!”, which sounds pleasant, but then I realized it meant “Shoot a Person with a Bullet” and I was, like, “Woah there, Fascist!”.
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ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀɪᴄᴇ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ/ʏ’ᴀʟʟ)
1 year
This is my official application to Mad Magazine ten years ago.
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ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀɪᴄᴇ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ/ʏ’ᴀʟʟ)
1 year
Always nice to find another Merval Avinger fan in the wild; lots of talk about Hot Guy, Thore, Ron Man, Holk, the Craptain, and Sad Wife was had. EXCELSPREADSHEET!
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ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀɪᴄᴇ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ/ʏ’ᴀʟʟ)
2 years
Shit-talking hits different when one is concurrently perpetuating war crimes, but go off, Pop-pop.
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Joe Biden
2 years
Good one, Donald.
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ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀɪᴄᴇ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ/ʏ’ᴀʟʟ)
2 years
I think Spotify’s Daylist feature is a pretty good alternative to the regular Daily Mixes, as far as diversifying my playlists, but this is a bold move, robot.
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ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀɪᴄᴇ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ/ʏ’ᴀʟʟ)
2 years
I went to an awards ceremony at my daughter’s school and there was a second grader named ‘Linda’. Isn’t that wild?.
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ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀɪᴄᴇ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ/ʏ’ᴀʟʟ)
2 years
“I’m going to toast myself tomorrow.”
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ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀɪᴄᴇ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ/ʏ’ᴀʟʟ)
2 years
A Savior is Born.
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ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀɪᴄᴇ (ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ/ʏ’ᴀʟʟ)
2 years
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING: DONE.
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