RYKER
@INCUFXCKER
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WHAT A CYANIDE SURPRISE YOU HAVE LEFT FOR MY EYES! IF I HAD COMMON SENSE I'D CUT MYSELF OR CURL UP AND DIE!
RP // PARODY ACC
Joined June 2023
[Rapid fire texting Gretchen, only to stop.] SERIOUSLY!? "FIGURE IT OUT"?! AAAAAAND SHE TURNED HER PHONE OFF. GREAT.
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you'd believe anything I told you about what I do, so. . . maybe lets not focus on that.
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Nice to meet you, Tamara. [Handshake back, also firm. He lets go after a regular amount of time.] Yeah, the world's full of weird shit, ya know? Mirrors, huh? I knew that there was somethin' weird about them. . . I'll report that to Gretchen later. But yeah, I don't think ++
Tamara Richards. friends call me Tam. You can just call me Tamara, though. [ She grasps Ryker's hand, giving it a firm shake. ] Eh, I've seen weirder. ever seen a guy come out of a mirror? /THAT'S/ weird.
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[Oh, he wasn't joking. But-- raises a brow. May have to report this girl to Gretchen...] Riiight, yeah, I was definitely joking! [Smiling softly, he extends a hand.] M'name's Ryker, Nice to meet you, albeit in these weird ass circumstances.
. . . Pffft. [ With that, Tamara laughs! a really hearty laugh, too! ] That's a good one, man. Unfortunately, no sort of mind altering magic bullshit works on me. Sorry! [ She wips a tear from one of her eyesβ (can you really call them eyes...?) ] .. Don't mention it, though.
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Uhh, long story. I'd probably have to Men-in-Black your brain if I told you. [He says, shrugging.] Look, uhm. . . thanks for the save.
[ Tamara's face scrunches upβ the smell of burning flesh, no matter how familiar, is never pleasant... ] .... The hell was that?
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Sorry, lemme just... [Awkwardly and slowly picking up the bricked doorknob to try to reassemble it onto the door.] [Walks out.]
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2 years
He shakes his head, closing his book with a sigh. "ADHD at its finest..."
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[Poofs from human to demon.] Sorry, gang. I-- [Looks around.] What did I come in here for??
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2 years
Spitz literally jumps up and scrambles away as Aiden just looks up from his book. "... Ryker."
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[CRASHES IN THROUGH THE DOOR, SCARING THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF SPITZ.]
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2 years
Reading. Do not bother.
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++ love to continue this conversation in this exact location, [Zombehs are approaching.] we-- can't. We have a mani/pedi we need to get to! [Trying to play along to protect her.]
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Happens to the best of us, miss. [Wondering if there's even a safe place to bring her to wait this whole thing out at, he's grabbing his phone and looking at the map of this fucking place. . no, no, definitely not, and-- there might be a place!] But uh, as much as I'd ++
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[Using Hellish Rebuke to turn zombehs extra crispy. Looks damn good while doin' it.]
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[Pullin' up a lil closer.] Howdy there, miss. [Hands her her own wallet.] You left it on the counter of that Starbucks. . .so I came to give it back to you. [He's telling the truth, even though he's covered in zombeh chunks and blood.]
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YOU KNOW IT, DAWG!
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2 years
Me and Ryker on a daily bloody basis:
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(( https://t.co/Rl70JnVy3i hee hee, gretchen acc real? her face claim is that bitch from total drama, crimson??? idk
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