A very slow acting trap

Sometimes you just have to place the cat on the counter.

get of mine lawne ❌ get undre mine lawne ✅ (get off my lawn ❌ get under my lawn ✅)

Hey wait! Those plop sounds... ARE THOSE TREATS

wares our bath watur?

So tempting

He was right next to the front door as i came in form a supermarket run. He went back to his safty zone when i opened the door. But i was able to coax him part way back

Morning have you paid the biscuit tax this morning?

Terriable angles to compare. Shhhh

The size diffrence is like wow?

Its 3am. And i have read my book for to long he is an annie as i dont wanna get out of bed now. Boy insure hope i get better sleep than yester... Oh also the clocks changed didnt they. Yeah i read way to long.

After 6 hours of game time with the bestie.. and not loving artie. I sit down and bam the love missle still loves me

:) He sat for about 2 secs.

Its coming what do i do

He

I hope my neighbour upstiar is done sanding for the day. As since 9pm. * its 11am now ive managed 2 sets of 2hrs sleep... i think k was just staying down when they started st 8am. Im need the rest

Butthole

when you gaze into the burger the burger gazes back

Its 3am. I am out of his dry food. My only recompence is to feed myself to him

And pf course biscuits