कभी तो आसमाँ से चाँद उतरे जाम हो जाए .तुम्हारे नाम की एक ख़ूबसूरत शाम हो जाए .-बशीर बद्र

You know how a gust of wind hits you at the entry of a metro station?.Sometimes, on some stations, that wind carries memories that you weren't ready to face.

Sometimes you replay the whole thing from someone else's perspective and realise you were the villain.

300 like wali toh baat bhi nahi thi.

Succumbed to the hype and started watching this show only to find Conrad fisher copying radhe bhaiya

"ये सुब्ह सुब्ह चेहरे की रंगत उड़ी हुई.कल रात तुम कहाँ थे बताना सही सही".And."Chhan kithan guzaari aaye raat ve?.Menda jee daleelan de vaat ve".gave us two ways to essentially ask the same thing.

Mother knows two names and she thinks I'm dating the one she likes more. Alag delulu chal raha hai inka.

Mother and I saw a guy loudly wishing his girl a happy girlfriend day. She turned to me and asked if I wished my girlfriend yet. I was like "3 ghante se toh hum dono yaha CP mein gol gol chakkar laga rahe. Kya lagta hai aapko?".

Regular visits to this place isn't a wise financial decision but it reminds me of something that could've happened but never did.

Every day should be Girlfriends day if you have one. Love her like it’s your last day loving someone. She’s the reason you believe in good days so don't reduce her to a single day. You don’t get forever that easily. Not everyone will make it to Aug 1. Make everyday count.

RT @septimusisyphus: HELLO, IS ANYONE FROM LUCKNOW INTERESTED IN ADOPTING THIS ANGEL OF A FEMALE SHE/HER PUPPY?!!! SHE IS ONLY TWO WEEKS, V….

I'm so done with this college and wearing the same shirt for two days straight is my form of protest.

Red string theory se last meeting theory pe aana hi aadmi ki asli maut hoti hai.

Sigh.

Life got so bad, I had to take up gambling.

Thank you oomfs and strangers. Things didn’t go in my favour but I’m grateful for your prayers.

Can y'all please pray for me. Just this once. I need it. I really do.

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Miss those Bollywood dialogue tropes where they’d say one thing in three tenses just to prove a point. "Lawda lassan tha, lawda lassan hai, aur lawda lassan rahega.".

Everybody thinks romance is cringe until it's their turn. Same with cats.