Glen O'Humeral
@HumeralO
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Emergency Medicine Physician | Father | Husband | Tweets ≠ medical advice
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Joined June 2019
Patient: doc, I need something to help me stay awake Doctor: take two of these and call me in the morning Patient: but these...aren't these your kids? Doctor: trust me, I'm a doctor.
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Systemic inflammatory response from infection = sepsis Systemic inflammatory response from infection in a frat guy = sepbro
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Babe, not now. I’m studying for my board exams (watching The Pitt)
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I’m sure there’s a handful of gastroenterologists who went into that field because they pronounced endoscopic retrograde cholangiopancreatography right on the first try and it changed everything
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Find somebody that will stick with you through thick and thin (liquid hospital diets)
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More disagreements between specialties on medical management should be handled by a game of 1-on-1 basketball. Lace ‘em up. First to 12 baskets wins. Winner takes all.
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“Sounds good, we’ll admit the patient” The ED after thinking they were going to get pushback: https://t.co/Ec6D7JPqBN
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Small surgeons are made of microplastics. I don’t make the rules
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When the smell of C. diff hits you before you even enter the patient’s room
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Public service announcement: the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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6. John Diss 7. Astrid Ixis 8. Skip Leashon 9. Klaus Stridium DeFecile 10. Ann Trum 11. Rue Gay
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6. John Diss 7. Astrid Ixis 8. Skip Leashon 9. Klaus Stridium DeFecile 10. Ann Trum 11. Rue Gay
[names of gastroenterologists if they were actually serious about their jobs] 1. Billy Ruben 2. Perry Cholecystic 3. Cole LeLithiasis 4. Amy Lase 5. Sir Rhosis (royalty)
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[names of gastroenterologists if they were actually serious about their jobs] 1. Billy Ruben 2. Perry Cholecystic 3. Cole LeLithiasis 4. Amy Lase 5. Sir Rhosis (royalty)
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She says to me—you know what she says? She says, “I don’t like the way sedation makes me feel” And I says to her— I says, ‘camahhhhn, what you keta-mean??!’ — Anesthesiologists from Boston, probably
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The existence of a cardiac gallop means the heart has 4 legs and hooves.
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Like a Founding Father returned was Charlie Kirk. Were the men Sherman, Madison, Franklin &Jay uniquely endowed with powers? They were - &the closest we have to t/same is Charlie, and Harrison Butker and Jack P. There are Ppl want these 3 dead and those Ppl are the New Tories.
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The existence of a cardiac gallop means the heart has 4 legs and hooves.
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Sure they meet sirs criteria , but do they meet mademoiselle criteria?
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If we really only use 10% of our brain, it’s a miracle I’ve made it this far considering 9.8% is filled with random TV show quotes and memories of awkward moments
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