I was doodling on the back of an envelope the other day and tried to draw a horse from memory and I think I forgot what horses looked like bc it was so bad I laughed and turned it over

I love that there’s a rave at cosi Thursday that starts at like 6 and there are afters for it lol

Sitting here eating a New York strip, Gouda mac and cheese, having a glass of bourbon, blasting a first pressing of Steely Dan’s Can’t Buy a Thrill, feeling like a very dumb stereotype. But I also made with bowl look like a flower.

I’ve been listening to all of my old CDs and I’ve been listening to a bunch of music from the 90s and I’ve had Saturday Night Divas by the Spice Girls stuck in my head all morning

Dogs don’t like Portishead

If you would’ve told me 20 years ago that Shpongle was going to be “popular,” I never would’ve believed you. That was just like, nerdy music we listened to while taking research chemicals when we were 16. Those dudes have to be like, 70

There’s a plant table in my house I knock over about once a month

My mom let me tell such a long story only to tell me that my uncle had already told her about it

Do you ever ask for one too many shots of espresso in your dirty iced chai and have to talk yourself down from having a panic attack at the thrift store?

It’s so fucked up how dark it is right now

I’ve been listening to Magnolia Electric Co on repeat all day bc it sounds like outside looks

Someone come take down my Halloween decorations and pick up my plant that fell over two weeks ago

My therapist gasses me up too much. I need him to call me a piece of shit.

Shit. I just bought tickets for a concert on the same night as another concert I wanted to go to a little bit more.

Tf. Charli and John Cale? I’m listening…

So far, no fun. Immediately spilled all my needles and then stuck a pin under my finger nail

Haven’t sewn in ages. Pray for me. Also have to figure out how to hem bell bottoms

My one-on-ones with my boss always feel like therapy sessions. He just tells me stuff about his life and I tell him what to do about it and I share absolutely nothing personal. Everyone I work w knows everything about everyone. Except me. Why are you friends with your boss on Fb?

Bro. We’re so close to hitting a decade without a new Rihanna album

Called it