Kuzco’s Poison 🦙
@HuasitoSteve
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🇨🇱 🇮🇹 🇨🇿 🏳️🌈 He/Him frociaggine “That wasn’t very bushido of you”
Constant Suffering
Joined June 2009
Why does Jimmy from Scary Godmother look like Will Poulter
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Real oz heads know that Glinda was the witch of the south. The movie made a mistake. Locasta is the witch of the north.
Ariana Grande shares that she leaned into the idea of Glinda hating Dorothy in ‘WICKED: For Good’: “There’s a lot going on, and she doesn’t really have time to deal with this. She could have told her to take the Emerald City train! But she didn’t. I leaned [into that.]”
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What my cat thinks she looks like: What she actually looks like:
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Met one of my best friends on Xbox and went out to meet him for my birthday and took me ice fishing. Men are simple creatures.
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I seriously have some of the best clientele. One of my favorites is an older pagan witch and she made a protection bag for me when I told her I had been a bit down lately. And another invited me to make jewelry with them. I honestly love my job.
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Americans with no immigrant family really think they know how the immigration system in this country works and have the AUDACITY to tell me I don’t know what I’m talking about, as if I didn’t help my dad study for the citizenship test…
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I love the paradox that people who are hardcore 2Aers also tend to be the loudest at supporting police and military… babes where do you think the tyranny is gonna come from… you gonna defend yourself from them? You gonna shoot police officers and military… right…
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I swear, if @carbdefender and i’s dms were leaked… firing squad honey
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BAD BUNNY IS GOING TO BE IN SANTIAGO ON MY BIRTHDAY???!!!!
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👨🏻✈️ Latam🇨🇱787 Easter Island👇 🎥 https://t.co/DNj1eRFIOF 👈 #pilot #pilotlife #aviation #avgeek @LATAMAirlines @LATAM_BRA
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Tell me how I pissed myself the other finding out that there’s now a Chilean bakery in Omaha. There goes my summer body
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One of the pre-rolls we sell at my work is called the “fat hybrid.” And I’m sitting here feeling like Regina George marking them all as “FAT”
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On god I’d be out of here tomorrow
So if you can buy US citizenship for 5 mill can I sell mine for 5 mill and get the fuck outta here?
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Shoutout to the Thai lady at my Asian market who always talks to me about recipes and how to prepare a lot of SE Asian food. She’s a real one
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What did you call me?
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