New game - drink anytime anyone anywhere mentions the price of gas. Have fun!

Barack Obama: "We got him. We f'd up Osama bin Laden." Trump: We're letting some very nice people take over part of our country. We call t"hem Cutters, or Cut-TAR. Very nice people."

Remember when Barack Obama let Osama bin Laden have a private airport in Montana. Yeah me neither. Fuck Trump and fuck Qatar.

How did "Grab 'em by the pussy" not win the Nobel Prize for poetry?!? I want ANSWERS.

How long before Trump send in the National Guard to the Nobel Prize committee headquarters?

He may not have won the Nobel Peace Prize, but if the Epstein files are released I'm sure he'll win the pedophile prize.

I only like Presidents that win the Nobel Peace Prize.

I mean, if January 6 didn't get Trump the Nobel Peace Prize then shit, what on Earth will?

Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize like Tiger Woods deserves a Denny's breakfast named after him. #Tigerslam

I thought Trump wanted the Nobel Pizza Prize.

Musk: "Ketamine has helped me with my mental issues.: RFK Jr: "If your mom even looked at Ketamine you have Autism."

sn't ANTIFA what you put in your car's radiator?

According to RFK Jr. you would think Autism is the virus that started World War Z.

"If your mama listened to Marvin Gaye while she was pregnant you definitely have autism." - RFK Jr

"Too much oxygen in babies cause serial killer-ism." - RFK Jr.

AUTISM: "What the FUCK is RFJ Jr's problem?!?"

"Epstein and Don Trump cause rape in underage girls." - RFK Jr

Who wants to hear a great joke?? How doy ou circumcise a whale? (reply if you want the punchline)

If Turning Point USA breaks out a hologram of Charlie Kirk for their halftime show I'm going to leave Earth.

JFK Jr has the IQ of a brain worm.(It's a thinker joke)

"Breathing in farts when you're a baby causes autism." - RFK Jr