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@Hot2ndCousin
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I hate when someone says "you're making me Chinese" ... Like yes I'm injecting you with the serum that turns you Chinese, but you decide how to react to that. No one can make you Chinese. How you react to the serum that turns you Chinese is your business.
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They had taken James Cagney's character literally when he called police officers "coppers", unable to understand nonliteral language, and thus believed police officers to be made of copper (metal) and intended to make the equivalent of $87 by scrapping the police officers copper
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Why were the Romanians who kidnapped and dismembered the police officer after seeing Angels with Dirty Faces (1938) disappointed?
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Born in the USA kind goated for chudding out when you ain't got some libtard in ur ear talmbout sum media literacy
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Turning on incognito mode to look up "heart attack symptoms" when you get a lil random chest pain, so ur wife doesn't see it come up in auto complete later
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It's wild when an unmarried, childless guy in is 30s who is on SSRIs and watches porn and makes less than 200k tells me he is worried about me since my views have become less progressive. Like bro I AM WORRIED ABOUT YOU
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One of my least favorite boomerisms is the whole "if my kid was trapped under a car, the adrenaline would allow me to pick it up." No it really probably wouldn't. No one rises to the occasion. We fall to our level of training.
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Wife's plants have fungus gnats again. Hmmm it's almost as is PLANTS should be OUTSIDE!
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Typing "ca" into the chrome address bar and pressing enter should always open my calendar, but recently it is googling "California" about 10% of the time.
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Tanaka Kakuei would never have let this happen.
The Japanese government is considering accepting “more than 50,000 Indian nationals” for purposes such as employment. 🇮🇳🇯🇵
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When you open someone's dishwasher and just all the utensils are in the first little basket. That's how I know someone is bad. Evenly spread throughout the baskets - neutral. Evenly spread and organized knife, fork, big spoon, little spoon, other utensils - good person
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Will Stancil getting milked to death by this cyber succubus- life is truly unfair
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