MajorTom
@HornetsSting
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I care as about you, as you dont care about me
The Dark Side of the Moon
Joined June 2009
Yo Boss, Kinda icy out today. Won't feel safe driving these frozen roads. but hopefully can be there by Monday ðĨķ -MajorTom
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Roses are red Violets are blue If your mom was still alive I'd fuck her to ð
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Christmas 364 days away & people already got their decorations up ð
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Post Malone looks like a living 1994 High School desk if you had detention on a Saturday morning, while still loopin on bad acid and dads alcohol from the night before.
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The 1 and ONLY original MajorTom. Without haters, your not worthy of being hated ðĩ
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Well that's not me.. nor my beer, nice try
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This is me, not giving a fuck, about what you think. Have a nice weekend ðĪŠð
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Yes, I use the gender neutral bathroom, if I gotta take a she/it
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People really need to understand the difference between want and need. Like I want beer, but, I need tacos
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Your mom can suck a fart off a rusty penguins tailhook. Fuck your AI algorithms ððŧ
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I'd really like to UNmeet most of the people I ever met. #JustSaying
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"Calm waters don't make good sailors" Story of my literal life. Love to hate, hate to love
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#SharkWeek2025 Raise your hand if you been stung by a Sting Ray ðââïļ
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Within the last month up 55%+ðŊð Ya, I believe I'm upgrading the alcohol % also tonight
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Me trying to figure out why I have good loyal friends, but as soon as I go on spaces, im the asshole
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Its not my fault yall spaces can't handle my facts nor my speech.
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